Unlike Hitler (who probably “ran” unopposed for chancellor, but I’m too lazy to look it up), you guys do have your candidate. Who can barely stay awake.

This might be the first election where the vice presidential pick actually really matters. If he (or the DNC machine) chooses Stacey Abrams, then the game is over and Hitler… errr… Trump wins.

I’d love to see Elizabeth Warren get picked because she’d get demolished under serious scrutiny, unless the liberal-biased media do their duty and try to shore her up. This election season (and debates) are going to be so much fun!