All Secret Society Crack Troops in the Battle of the Sexes, trained at Francis L Flimflam SJ’s Witty Petty Seminary in Oklahoma. There was a “Q” there, code name “Bitch Balls” and here are some of his cunning inventions for deployment in the battle. Clockwise from top left: a) Meet n Greet Curtains Stinky Eve Vinyl Cover New Testament (note the fanning wrist motion for maximum superstitious waftage) b) Invisible Jutting Devil may Care Chin Prop (useful in any emergency, especially useful around female academics and cleaning ladies) c) Make me a Sammich Hypno-glasses d) [Fearless Leader] e) Douchecannon with seagull bomb squad [only ever used once, Classified] f) Jerkquoise Ring imbued with the energy of a thousand aggressive pick-up lines, guaranteed to stop any woman talking, especially effective underwater. So sexist! So dated! IKR. History is a fascinating pursuit, is all I can say.