I posted this video a few days ago when were chatting about captive whales, but there’s so much going on here no-one seemed to notice it. Anyway, here’s what I had to say – ‘In what I can only conclude was a publicity stunt come bizarre enrichment exercise, a Mariachi band serenades Juno the beluga whale in the appropriately named, Mystic, Connecticut. I love the way Juno listens very politely, looking from person to person, but simultaneously giving off the air of *This is not the song of my people but it’s quite tolerable. Nice hats.*’