Great Yard Sign

Added on July 24th, 2014 by Deleted_User | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Politics

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Deleted_User (#7)

9 years ago

How thoughtful!

acaseofawesome (#191138)

Reply to Deleted_User

9 years ago

How do I shoot neigbor? 🙂

Reppy (#23267)

9 years ago

So if the neighbors get robbed and the offenders are caught, they’ll blame the ones with the sign and probably sue them. Because it’s the great U S of A!

Deleted_User (#7)

Reply to Reppy

9 years ago

Not sure they’d have a case.

Reppy (#23267)

Reply to Deleted_User

9 years ago

Not sure if you read my closing argument. “The great U S of A!” Shit gets litigious real quick.

SonofSimon (#179348)

9 years ago

Guns are are easier to find than cash or jewelry, and easier to fence than electronics. I’d rob the house with the guns while the owners aren’t home, or just kill them in their sleep first.

EuroUSA (#9240)

Reply to SonofSimon

9 years ago

nah, too much trouble…
just shoot the gun owners when they walk past a window, locking up the house before leaving, mowing the lawn, laying out by the pool, back yard barbeque, picking up the mail or morning paper or loading the kids in the car.
Makes things easier with the assurance they aren’t going to come home and catch you in the act.

Then after the family is wiped out – go in and check out their arms collection and see if they were worth all the trouble and used ammo. USA! USA! USA!

Goldfinger (#1999)

9 years ago

So, instead of being the good neighbours they claim to be and protecting the neighbourhood (which is the reason they need those guns, right?) they invite criminals to the homes of those with a different opinion. Smooth.

Chet Manley (#191100)

Reply to Goldfinger

9 years ago

Where do they make that claim?

Saborlas (#554)

9 years ago

Dear criminals,

Note that my neighbor claims to have guns. Guns are a lot more fun for your type than TVs. Easier to transport, and more useful in committing big heists. I’m fairly sure none of them are “smart” guns that require a special watch within range to fire, as my neighbor sends death threats to any gun store that thinks about selling them. If you rob him of all his guns, I promise not to see you doing so.

PS: I have a machete and I’m not afraid to look an intruder in the eyes as I kill him.

-1

1eyedking (#190984)

Reply to Saborlas

9 years ago

PPS: Also, I know all the hiding places and visual blind spots in my house. You do not. You will not see me coming.

Animus (#4229)

9 years ago

I’d put up a counter-sign something like
“Dear criminals, It’s true i dislike guns, but I’d also like to point out my neighbor is a very successful businessman who in addition to owning guns, doesn’t trust banks with his money and likes to stay out late on saturday nights.”