I have two hands….
^ That. Also, why would I want to hold hands with being which at best flooded the whole frelling Earth, and did other shit like that for teh lulz, or at worst is simply some imaginary friend ?
“I have hands that will fap fap fap!”
God’s doing the masturbating!
Challenge: Accepted.
God can massage my balls while I do the heavy lifting.
Looks like OP needs lotion.
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I have two hands….
^ That.
Also, why would I want to hold hands with being which at best flooded the whole frelling Earth, and did other shit like that for teh lulz, or at worst is simply some imaginary friend ?
“I have hands that will fap fap fap!”
God’s doing the masturbating!
Challenge: Accepted.
God can massage my balls while I do the heavy lifting.
Looks like OP needs lotion.