throw me away, I’m used to it

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    stoob

    no shit, anyone would throw away a grumpy cunt niglet like that. disrespectful cunt.

    Luminary

    I was gonna say something slightly less offensive, like “looking cute is more helpful than looking grumpy”, but yeah, same principle.

    HoChunk

    Right. How DARE he not look cute as a fucking kitten after having just washed the bugs out of his eyes.

    Luminary

    Dude, not saying it’s HIS fault. The organization that chose this picture screwed it up.

    HoChunk

    How many layers of reverse psychology can we go before we decide that he hates our freedom?

    DERPCEPTION

    THE HAPPY POOP

    THE KING HAS RETURNED, THATS RIGHT I RUN THIS SITE, IM WOOPIE GOLDBURGH AND I RULE YOU ALL. YES THIS IS THE REAL WOOPIE GOLDBURGH, AND I RULE YOU ALL YOU WILL ALL SUFFER AND BOW TO ME, AND EAT POOP LOTS AND LOTS OF SMELLY POOP IN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. YUM YUM THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY, AND YOU WILL FLOSS WITH PUBIC HAIRS SOAKED IN PEE PEE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO STICK MY FINGERS IN MY BUTTHOLE, I WILL RIP YOUR BUTTHOLE. I WILL FLING MY POOP AT YOU AND YOU WILL EAT AND BE GREATFUL.… Read more »

    Stolid

    Don’t expect me to give a shit about you failing to hit the White/Male/Born in the USA lottery. It’s a problem with Humans as a race, not my lack of compassion. My 30 cents a day won’t fix the fundamental problem of you or your parents lack of ambition, drive and/or opportunity. We broke Darwinism, so we’re all getting collectively weaker because of it. Flame on… begin!

    Anonymous

    As cruel as this reply sounds, it’s actually the most pragmatic and, well, realistic one.

    fracked again

    Not only will I throw you away, I will make the charity exploiting you pay twice for this mistake. Now I’m going to use the paid return envelope they enclosed to mail the charity a letter explaining why manipulative messaging like this will backfire, promise to do it the next time I get a letter with this kind of thing, and not sign my name so they can’t sign me up for other mailing lists out of spite.

    HoChunk

    OH NOEZ THE FROWNY FACE HAS HARSHED THE MELLOWS OF THE HAVES AND HAS FOILED OUR EFFORTS TO APPEAL TO THEIR BETTER NATURES