The WalMart Game

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Peanut butter and a dog collar.


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    Rotatebilly

    Babyfood and a whole raw fish, and I maintain eye contact the entire time I’m at the register and don’t say a word

    crewmanguy

    Rope and a map of the county. Ask for the cashier’s address.

    draikyn

    rubber gloves and the most phallic looking carrot/cucumber I can find

    draikyn

    a popular kid’s candy and the most sexual pair of kids undies I can find

    Jonathantrott

    hahaha, I can imagine you running around stopping people saying “Do you think these would look sexy on a 6yr old?” and “Are these sexy to you?”

    Jonathantrott

    crotchless pantyhose and Vagisil

    jeffb

    apples
    razor blades

    Mike

    I work as a cashier at walmart and none of the items themselves would creep me out together, the only thing creepy about these things is what everyone is saying after

    Bean

    Ex-lax and adult diapers.

    Bob

    50 shades of grey and one of these dog toys

    The King of Nothing

    A book or magazine with pictures of young kids, preferably mostly boys, and some Lotion. (I feel creepy just posting this)

    outlanderssc

    I feel creepy reading it –

    blowbags

    Fishing rod and haribo

    Rain coat and a novelty thong/cod piece

    Bible and a gun

    Black bin liners and handcuffs

    name

    xkcd example – a pregnancy test and wire coathanger

    Aquaman43

    preparation H
    bullhorn

    boggart

    a case of beer, a video game and baby food. then pretend i dont have enough for all and put the baby food back, saying “she can eat next week”.

    anon

    None of these comments are funny.

    The King of Nothing

    Get that stick outta your ass. These are funny. Not gems, but funny.

    MODDEDCASE

    MLYP

    HoChunk

    Rubbermaid container and a cleaver.

    howsyoursister

    A zucchini and a plunger…

    The King of Nothing

    This one has me intrigued. And a little worried.

    impaciente

    Two foot length of chain and a parenting book.

    v0id

    razor blades and lemons

    Nikodemeus

    Tampons and fire starter fluid