Lyrics to Rashida :
I got the outfit for the party but you’ve taken away the invitation
And I’d like to thank you Rashida for doing this
And giving me a reason to write a song

I guess I’ll have to go a begging for that Vanity Fair connection
And I’d like to thank you Rashida
It’s been a while since I have gone a begging
So very very long

I finally saw you at the party in a dress that was well, quite stunning
And I’d like to thank you Rashida
For giving me a reason to call Miss Portman
And to write this song

Rufus Wainwright wrote this after his longtime friend and lead editor of vanity fair magazine Rashida Jones banned him from coming to VF’s Oscar party because he was going to bring her ex fiance Mark Ronson as his “+ one”. Rufus called Natalie Portman and told her, and Portman laid into Jones somehow forcing her to re-invite Rufus.
Moral? Natalie Portman will FUCK your shit up.