Oprah Healthcare

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like Obama’s, but with more showmanship.


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    Nimbo

    And our kids get to pay for it all!!!!!!!!!!

    outlanderssc

    Who do you think pays for all the uninsured people who show up in emergency rooms? The hospitals and doctors just treat them and pass the bill on to the people who can pay. The reality is, you’ve been paying for the uninsured for years, it’s why health insurance costs a fortune in the US. At least this way they get preventative care so we all pay less in the long run.

    DrEvil

    Medical procedures, medical devices, medications and medical overhead are all too expensive now, but we’re going to make it cheaper by tossing in the cost of a huge government bureaucracy on top of all those other costs? I guess that makes sense.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Ya I’m sure Americans are going to be fine paying out millions to treat homeless drug addicts. You do realize that’s who it’s all designed to help right? Inner city drug addicts.

    Obama and his racist agenda is sickening. This dumb fat whore should have OD’d back when she was still smoking crack.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    No, she uses her money.

    He is stealing mine.

    Korinthian

    Tax ain’t stealing. It’s basically what pays for you staying in your country.

    Luminary

    Armed robbery ain’t stealing. It’s the price you pay for staying alive.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    No, citizenship is the price I pay for being part of my country. Tax doesn’t have a damn thing to do with it.

    outlanderssc

    Tell that to someone from Massachusetts –

    yao

    Don’t like taxes? Don’t drive on public roads, don’t expect protection by the police or military, and don’t expect the fire department to come if your house catches on fire.

    God I love this simple minded buffoonery from the Taxes are Legal Theft crowd.

    jpmct

    Sooo…since only half of us pay taxes, should the other half not be allowed to use the roads?

    Korinthian

    Citizenship is a price? How?

    Rotatebilly

    How is citizenship a price? If anything, citizenship is a privilege, a privilege that you earn by following the rules of your country.
    If you don’t like paying the “price” of citizenship then fucking leave, don’t stand around bitching about it.

    Luminary

    Eh, if youse don’ wanna pay for our protection, youse can just leave and move into Don Giovanni’s turf. Maybe youse likes it better there. Or to Don Luigi’s turf? Or Don Johnson’s turf?

    Luminary

    Oh, by the way, will you still be using that argument when there’s finally a world government?

    jonblaze81

    *Oprah mumbles*…………….”and 22 new taxes to pay for it”….

    blobalob

    Ha ha… Americans.

    notspamming

    New from your government – Security 360*.

    Aquaman43

    I love Romney’s new campaign slogan: Vote for me, and I’ll make that pesky affordable healthcare go away! Oh and no more ethnic foods, foreign languages, and religious freedom because that’s all unconstitutional nonsense.

    We’re fucked.

    RSIxidor

    *please disregard any similarities between my own policies as governor and Obama’s health care plan

    sutenvulf

    Dude has more ethical holes than a Thai boy hooker in South Beach wearing a racoon pokemon hat.

    Jac H

    I will pay a boatload of taxes if that’s what it takes to keep Shit Romney from being our President.

    jpmct

    That would be a nice start, freeloader.

    Luke Magnifico

    So Gee Wizzler gets America embroiled in yet another land war (jeez guys, your track record this century isn’t great, is it?) and yet somehow Obama is worse for trying to make sure poor people aren’t left to die in the streets?

    We should just wall you off and leave you all to kill each other.

    notspamming

    “We should just wall you off and leave you all to kill each other.”
    Israel tried something like that.
    Didn’t work as planned.

    Luke Magnifico

    I’m working on the premise that stuff like this shows a naturally occurring enmity Americans have for other Americans. I think it’d go pretty well.

    notspamming

    Even if they start killing each other [i]en masse[/i], in the end you’ll have a crapton of best cutthroats, and murderers on the planet, bottled up behind a wall, just waiting to test their skills on others, get even\revenge, etc.

    People have natural enmity for other people – remnant of “good ol’ days” of caves and clubs.

    sleepyjoe256

    Populating a continent with criminals has been tried before. It didn’t go too badly, if Australia is any indication.

    Rotatebilly

    Hey, Australia isn’t so bad, at least we have proper healthcare here, and we didn’t bitch about it being instated… as much as you did…

    notspamming

    sleepyjoe256,
    1. Australia had native population + some British overseers, and shit IIRC.
    2. The idea is that, the only thing those walled up Americans will do, is kill each other, because that’s what they do. So in the end, best killers (I let you think about what makes killer best) are left.

    Luke Magnifico

    When it gets to that stage we’ll take a leaf out of Merka’s own book: bomb the shit out of them.

    HoChunk

    ^^How? We’ve got all the best bombs.

    Luke Magnifico

    I figure you’d just use them all on each other.

    Also it’s surprising but a lot of people don’t know how to use a nuclear weapon.

    DrEvil

    Nice strawman; I know I can barely wak down the street in any big American city because ofall the bodies which are piling up. Cite one example of a poor person being left to die on the streets and I’ll cite a dozen examples of the poor being provided healthcare at no cost to themselves.

    Luke Magnifico

    www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/passers_by_let_good_sam_die_5SGkf5XDP5ooudVuEd8fbI

    I just typed “poor person dies in the street” and this came up, how crazy is that?

    Luke Magnifico

    Alsoe, sure is anonymous in here, am I right? Ah ha ha, ahh.

    jpmct

    So, a government lead by a smoker who has never had a job, that cant pay for the CURRENT health care programs, monitored by an treasury secretary who cheated on his taxes, is going to replace healthcare and add 40 million people to the rolls and not add a single doctor… even though 80% of the working population is happy with their current coverage. Sure, sounds good to me. Sensible!

    Korinthian

    Translation: fuck the poor people that don’t/can’t work.

    DrEvil

    Translation: I believe in a free lunch and forcing other people to pay for my shit or for the shit of other people so that I can feel good about myself because I care so much.

    Korinthian

    There need to be checks in place to prevent that, of course.

    NIGGER=SOCIALIST
    there i said it

    sutenvulf

    As per this chart…

    www.usgovernmentspending.com/budget_pie_gs.php

    22% pensions? 12% welfare? Someone pass me the “wtf” nerf bat soaked in water and frozen overnight cuz I’m gonna beat me some ass.

    Luke Magnifico

    How dare the government spend money on taking care of people at home when they’re only spending a quarter of the entire budget on killing people far away?

    sutenvulf

    Because our defense keeps the world safe. No one can do what we do. No one has the power, ethical, and honorable foundation like we do.

    ‘Merica, fuck yeah.

    Luke Magnifico

    I can’t believe you actually typed out those words.

    The people you’re keeping the world safe from are the people you pissed off in the first place, and even then you’re doing a fairly shit job of it.

    No one wants you to do what you do. Your government takes a quarter of your money and spends it on making the world hate you.

    Luxan_Warrior

    You do realise that America put Saddam Hussain in power in the first place so he could fight Iran for you? Al qaeda came from the old mujahideen that was funded by the U.S of A to fight the Russians for you in Afganistan. Stop believing in your own hype, you’re not that great.

    No.

    Saddam took power by stealing pretty much all the gold from the bank of Bagdad and then he bought his army.

    ffs

    Al Qaeda is a network not a group. It wasn’t funded by the US you moron.

    You just made a bunch of shit up and thought it would fly?

    fucking hell

    Luxan_Warrior

    The US supported Saddam’s coup and funded his war against Iran. After the russians pulled out of afganistan you cut funding to the afgans and let them rot who got a little pissed off about it, and you wonder why they all want to fucking kill you all