Everything works perfectly now. Thanks NK!!
BTW, I found that placing the largest magnet I could find on my hard drive actually doubles the speed of my internet connection.
For anyone on a Mac, you may need to make an appointment at the genius bar and let them do the above steps for you. (Don’t tell them what you want until you get there, some of the genius bar people don’t like to do this, and will tell you it doesn’t work. They LIE. Force them to do it, or do it yourself if you have to)