Oh, please. Jesus is a vampire. He doesn’t have a reflection and doesn’t appear in photographs.
Jesus is a zombie. His minions are vampires.
Jesus is actually a lich.
In which a cat is the star of the show.
Oh, please. Jesus is a vampire. He doesn’t have a reflection and doesn’t appear in photographs.
Jesus is a zombie. His minions are vampires.
Jesus is actually a lich.