That Yellow Bastard

Added on May 18th, 2012 by crewmanguy | Report Post
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, WTF

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HoChunk (#5604)

13 years ago

If this is some retro-setup for that scene in Dark Knight Returns where Superman is reminiscing and recalls Batman’s words (here, in that last frame,) then where’s Superman? Is he eavesdropping with super-hearing or something?

crewmanguy (#47015)

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Reply to HoChunk

13 years ago

This is All Star Batman. It has nothing to do with the DKR.

HoChunk (#5604)

Reply to crewmanguy

13 years ago

Then why quote DKR? Homage?

russell sharpe

13 years ago

cool story bromides

Twosixteen

13 years ago

Terrible, terrible comic/story. What happened to you, Frank?

RobDollars (#23035)

13 years ago

hals about to get fucked up.

RSIxidor (#950)

13 years ago

Why is he yellow?

RealityCheck

13 years ago

Okay, Frank Miller is a douche.

Second, I’m a hack and I can already think of at least a half dozen different ways the green lantern could have stomped Miller-Batman’s butt into the dirt, yellow paint or no yellow paint.

1)Scoop up the whole building in an energy field.
2)Put a green light filter over the bulb in the room.
3)Solidify the air in the room, punch MillerMan in the face with THAT.
4)Heat the room to a few hundred degrees.
5)pull water from the nearest fire hydrant and drench the place.
6)turn out the light. Everything’s the same color at midnight.

Aquaman43 (#85320)

Reply to RealityCheck

13 years ago

1. Scoop up the whole room before Bats crushes your nuts? Not gonna happen. It takes will and thought to lift an entire room. Kicking your balls in takes 2 seconds.
2. If the bulb is yellow too, that means the light is yellow, and the filter can’t affect it.
3. Solidify the air? Do you know what air is made of? Hal does not have a BA in chemistry or physics. While the ring SEEMS to be magic, it’s not. It’s science and Hal cannot transform the atoms of elements into something else.
4. This ones not too bad.
5. Again, time constraints. Bats will eat your ass before you pull that move.
6. Just because the light is off, doesn’t mean the yellow goes away. You can’t see the yellow, but it’s still there. The ring doesn’t have eyes.