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    HoChunk

    So I come in the terajizz packets? Cool.

    HoChunk

    the

    Korinthian

    Who thought 3G was fast?

    tiki god

    came here to say this.

    WistfulD

    Math fail. A sperm has 1/2 the DNA of a human genome (3 billion). DNA is a base 4 system instead of a base 2 system, so each base pair encodes twice as much information. Thus human DNA has 3 billion bits of information per sperm. one MB = 8,388,608 bits. 3,000,000,000 / 8,388,608 = 357.6 MB.

    At an average 250,000,000 sperm per cum, that’s 89,400,000 GB in 3 seconds.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I think you divide by zero some where

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    The average is 375,000,000 per pop.

    I dunno about DNA operating like a quad core processor.

    Whatever. Good effort but your math is hairy asshole.

    maninahat

    Pfft. Speak for yourself. 37 Meg? I’m packing more than a DVD’s worth down here.

    mastawyrm

    That’s not a successful transfer though. I could drop a bunch of hard drives out the window to the ground but you wouldn’t call that a data transfer.

    I suppose if you hit an egg you could say 37MB got through with an assload of dropped packets.

    Gridlock

    Ah so this is why Megatron in the G1 cartoons had evil robot sperm flying about his insides. You’ve heard of “Sneakernets” (where people physically carry a hard drive or a floppy disc full of data to another person instead of relying on the old slow phone modems). Inside of Megatron he had ROBO-SPERM DATA PACKETS communicate his thoughts.

    Those alien robots really were more advanced than us.

    http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Microbots
    http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Evil_brain_impulse

    The Transformers (G1) – Season Two – Microbots (Ep. 18)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cscOEk6a98I

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