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“Where the fuck have you been?
You could have at least texted me.”
“I’ve been to the moon to collect all the fucks I give.”
“Where the fuck have you been?
You could have at least texted me!”
“I’m EVER so sorry my dear child. Now let’s kiss and talk about our FEELINGS.”