My picks for top 2012 Superbowl Commercials

#5 – Avengers Trailer – Because seriously, it’s the damn Avengers.

#4 – Phone Innovators – If only because of the 5 second “Words with friends” bit.

#3 – Pepsi King’s Court – Because damn that girl’s got some fine titties Lungs on her!

#2 – Fiat 500 Abarth – I was actually angry with this commercial until it turned out to be a commercial for….ah well, just watch it:

#1 – Chrysler – It’s halftime in America

There’s only a few guys that can pull off an Independence Day “We will endure” speech, and Clint Eastwood is at the top of that list. I’m also a huge fan of the “Imported from Detroit” slogan, and I’m real happy with the nationalist / rah rah ‘go america’ tone. This thing had me tearing up a wee bit…

Also, as a side note, I want to meet and shake the hand of LMAO’s booking agent, they were EVERYWHERE during this year’s superbowl, in at least two commercials (M&M, and the pre-halftime advert) and were actually one of the back up artists to Madonna’s “safe” performance.

dishonorable mention: Godaddy, still sexist and sensationalist as ever. I suggest Namecheap for those of you still with them.

Think I got it wrong? have another one to suggest? Let me know in the comments!



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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    the batman 3

    fracked again

    GoDaddy could have been way better if they had actually done something creative with the body painting bit.

    Puulaahi

    Consumer culture and the Super Bowl disgusted me. Madonna’s new song is a literal expression of her fanning her own ego. Hockey is so much better. But also fails in the same sense.

    Although 16+ games of Stanley Cup Playoffs will always beat the Super Bowl.

    deftvamp

    Obvious winner.

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