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    1. Animus says:

      Or you could build the house up on a platform 20 feet up for about 1% of the cost of this place

      • Queensly says:

        If you have a private plane, I don’t think the cost is an issue.

        This is all well and good until your wife goes outside to forage for food, gets bitten, and comes back inside without warning you.
        Soon she is looking paler. She is off her food, (what little there is), and can barely keep anything down. Within hours, you are fighting her off as blood flows from from her mouth after devouring Timmy in his sleep. You back her against a wall, look her in the eyes and realise it’s not really her anymore. She’s gone.

        Well FUCK YOU Brenda! I’m not going out like that!

        *fade to darkness as our hero’s brain explodes across the kitchen ceiling, his revolver dropping to the floor*

        Nice house though.

      • tiki god says:

        and then the dead will pile up and eventually will create an undead ramp right into your living room.

    2. Dragyn says:

      And what will happen when the running water and electricity stop? You have to choose the placement of this stronghold, too, and know a bit about farming to keep your food supply sufficient and continuous so you can guarantee survival without reliance on the power and water companies to still stay functional.

      And if you stocked up on videogames rather than non-reloadable weaponry and don’t know flint napping when the electricity gets shut off? You’re fucked. Cause your PS3 isn’t gonna help.

    3. LRichardson says:

      I have heard that the groundwater infiltration issues on those old silo’s can be pretty intense. Keep that sump running! Remember, they were only meant to last for about 30 minutes past the end of the world as we know it. ; )

    4. dre says:

      if i had the money to spend on this house i would most definitely upgrade it to the best living conditions including the above mentioned filtrations and whatever else i would need to survive for the next 30 years. i’d pump stupid money into it. make it self sustaining like in that movie blast from the past.

    5. SumoSnipe says:

      You know, it is not the undead hordes I’m really worried about. It is the other survivors that may not have my sunny disposition and friendly disposition towards fellow humans that concern me. Oh well. Shoot em all in the knee and then ask if they are friendly.

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