What would Moses do?

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Verse from the NLT: New Living (or Literal, depending on who you ask) Translation. Numbers 31:7-18

Apparently God approves of rape and genocide.

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    Why were they supposed to be killed?




    He loves you,

    but he hates people you label “fag,” “witch,” or “jew.”


    o.k., I give shitstorm a try.

    “Apparently God approves of rape and genocide.”
    It’s very apparent, even if you read only the “first chapter” (Genesis) to realize that. Deuteronomy has some good shit too.


    They killed the women because they spread venereal disease among the Israelite men – they let the virgins live.

    “15 “Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16 “They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and enticed the Israelites to be unfaithful to the LORD in the Peor incident, so that a plague struck the LORD’s people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

    fracked again

    They killed non-virgin women because they didn’t know how sexual reproduction worked. If a woman had sex with a man, any child she had in the future, even years later, could be that man’s child.


    Moses would take a class in graphic design, and use some other font than fucking Papyrus.


    Font snobs are worse than grammar nazis.


    What about Font Nazis?




    Centaur seems like a good start, for the subject matter in question –maybe boldface it for better clarity.

    And kudos for at least coloring the type to contrast w/ the background.


    This is why people should just point and laugh at religion.


    i usually point and laugh at slanty eyed gook motherfuckers


    are rape and genocide bad?


    Not in the god’s eyes.


    God didn’t write the Bible. A bunch of guys from the stone ages did.


    Moses was a pedo?

    fracked again

    So was Mohammed. Gandhi too.

    Andrew Rondeau

    Troll Post. Dumbass didn’t tell you the context.

    This was God’s enactment of revenge against the Midianites for bringing subversion, plague, and war on the Israelites.


    So you approve of revenge, rape and genocide?

    You’re either the troll here or highly immoral.


    I can’t see how it was done because of venereal disease. Yes, Israelite men were having sexual relations with the Midianite (and Moabite) women, but these liasons were regarded as unlawful in and of themselves (the act). The lure of settling down with them instead of with their own women was considered a way that “Israel” would / could be taken away permanently; Israel’s continued existence threatened. Anyway, those peoples in a tribe under the herem (Yahweh war) were to all be killed in the conflict, with no exceptions. Those actually occupying the land these Israelites believed was promised them by their God, YHWH, such as the Hittites, Jebusites, Amorites, Canaanites, Parazzites, and Hivites, were not to be spared. None of them. The Midionites were not in the land, and the young women were spared death (as otherwise would have been the case) and instead were taken as prisoners. I suppose the young males, already, or soon to become teenagers, could and would have been inclined to take revenge in the not too distant future, desiring to reinstate the ways of their fathers.

    The Biblical reason is stated earlier, in Numbers 25: 18. The Midianites were in the land of Moab. They helped give the Moabites military advice. The Moabites worshipped the war god, Chemosh, and both were engaged in the worship of the fertility god, Baal, which in these days of Moses’ time involved religious sexual rites – temple prostitution & veneration of the dead and ceremonial meals, for and to that god and his female consort, Asherah. As best as one could tell, the call for the elimination of these people was in sync with Moses’ realization that the Hebrew people would eventually become apostates to their God, YHWH, if the whole Midianite way of life was not destroyed. Their God, YHWH, had already cursed them, the texts says, and worse was believed to come if the Hebrew civilians had the chance to embrace these gods to any further a degree.


    out of context, of course. Hipsters can’t bother with actual FACTS when glib t-shirt and poster slogans are so much easier.

    This was their policy when invading the Promised Land, yes. Because they were going to war against tribes whose cultural practices made the Incan heart-rippers and the Anasazi cannibals look like GIRL SCOUTS. These people were the stuff of horror stories for all the neighboring nations, and exterminating them to the last man and subsuming the females into the conquering peoples was the most effective and thorough way to make sure their civilization did not rise again.


    Were those cultural practices worse than the genocide/rape of an entire people?


    Try again.

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