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I’d choose B. Good company (hur hur) and good music!


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    Think the A and B group companions got switched. Why the fuck would I need a lesbian “good at fishing” when I have a rifle and no fishing equipment?

    And definitely C. Don’t have any use for booze (unless it plays into making weapons to survive against the animals) and no telling how long the “hot chick” stays hot over 20 years. I’ll take 12 years of survival/guitar training and a boatload of ganja.


    oh god dammit why cant they have the mp3 player with the ganja, fuck guitars 🙂 if I could swap the mp3 player for the guitar definately c no question – a little gay but how fucking handy would those dogs be presuming you could feed them other stuff when the dog food runs out

    I’d love to dine on susan coffee ass but im positive the novelty wouldnt go much past a year



    Wait a minute…you almost got me there for a minute…first show me the mp3 player’s playlist…


    This is so goddam flawed I felt retarded just reading it.

    A. The kidnappers can’t possibly know how much I can drink.
    B. A freezer that runs on magic? Stop kidnapping people, sell those and become zillionaires.
    C. After you stab the dogs because they tried to kill you, you’ll be so stoned you’ll never fix that stupid boat.


    I went with the magical idea/broke logic that I got to put as much music as I wanted on the mp3 player – just like the broken logic of being able to eat all my meals out of the arse crack of susan coffee


    And the magical idea of replying to the right comment….


    Can I swap the two lesbians for one hot guy that’s had a vasectomy, has an okay personality, and knows how to fish?

    C, no more discussions.


    Instead of a group can i just pick the rifle, freezer and weed?


    i like it better if you can pick one item from each column. to which I would take the rifle from “A”, the hot chick from “B” and the shelter full of weed from “C”.


    C seems like a good idea, if you’re a decent hunter with a knife


    Only 300 rounds and 3 years of feeding 3, 17 of feeding 2? Fuck that. I’d get used to eating fish with B, then.


    Why the hell you’d want two lesbians ?
    Stranded on deserted island not frustrating enough ?!

    c but u dont have a lighter or pappers


    20 years in paradise with girl B? Does she know she wouldn’t be there if I had chosen C? If so, she’d become girl A. 20 years in torment with girl A for 5M? No. That rifle, given time…
    So C, with a returning career as a night club guitarist.


    A. I trust in my ability to fashion whatever equipment I need to survive, and eventually escape, with the gold. I guess the “eight years early” in C implies that I would be stuck eight years longer in A, but I say fuck that, I could make a boat.


    A) Booze + B) Chick + C) Weed. The rest would work itself out.


    $10,000,000 in gold and a further $10,000,000 in booze does sound tempting though.


    I take A. I’ll take the lesbo and a mauser action rifles anyday.


    Rainy season? You know how pissed women get in the rain? (probably not) Go with the weeeeeeed dduuude!!

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