Where’s the “better drink my own piss comment”?
Bear does these things because he’s simply demonstrating survival techniques.
and because he enjoys wearing rotting seal skin… mmm, musky
It’s true: you never know when you’re going to get caught shirtless someplace in the arctic with access to seals.
The polar bears will never know the difference.
Can you imagine getting eaten by a bear wearing a seal skin and the bear is like,,,, “that tasted a little gamey for a seal,,, oh well”
Where’s the “better drink my own piss comment”?
Bear does these things because he’s simply demonstrating survival techniques.
and because he enjoys wearing rotting seal skin… mmm, musky
It’s true: you never know when you’re going to get caught shirtless someplace in the arctic with access to seals.
The polar bears will never know the difference.
Can you imagine getting eaten by a bear wearing a seal skin and the bear is like,,,, “that tasted a little gamey for a seal,,, oh well”