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    metalhead2061

    What the fuck

    Jac H

    TLDR

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    You missed out.

    Dooood

    I did not see that ending coming at all.

    TGGeko

    Oh man, fuck you for making me laugh so hard at this. I really feel like an awful person now.

    mad_matt

    I need a new computer, thank you asshole for so much funny!

    Soong

    Was I just trolled?

    dysan819

    rofl!

    Matt

    I’ve seen some amazing things on the Internet, but holy shit.

    CMoorehead

    Fucking EPIC!!

    moviemangonza

    jajajajaja i was so invested in the story
    great ending

    Cy85

    I thought, “nothing could redeem this crappy story.”

    And then I was proven wrong.

    draikyn

    I thought, “What the hell is this?”

    Then I thought, “Saline isn’t food. It’s patently neutral; no loss no gain. You can’t be fed on saline. Douche”

    Then I thought, “DNA doesn’t ‘contain’ acids. There’s the sugar-phosphate backbone and the set of four nitrogenous bases and that’s all that really goes into making DNA. You can’t just find a new ‘acid’. It doesn’t even exist that way.”

    Then I thought, “Heh heh, animals proved ‘fruitless’.”

    Then I thought, “That’s not how you spell ‘experiment’.”

    Then I thought, “That’s not how you spell carapace. And you don’t even understand what a carapace is.”

    Then I thought, “At least least you got the right words, unlike people who say, ‘For all intensive purposes.’.”

    Then I thought, “What the fuck is that blob thing?”

    Then I thought, “Why do people think that blob thing at the end is funny?”

    So can someone tell me what that blob thing is so I can understand why any part of this shit is redeemable?

    Cy85

    The end reveals that the bio-engineered creature is in fact Kool-Aid Man, beloved mascot for the Kool-Aid brand fruit punch drink.

    References are usually made to his habit of always entering a scene by busting through a wall and shouting “Oh yeah!” (both Dane Cook and Family Guy have commentated on the larger complications of this).

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