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    anadin
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    I guess thats the problem – I don’t want a girlfriend. I want a gamer / ballerina / geek / hotty, that doesnt subscribe to social ‘norms’, isn’t going to drag me to boring events, dresses and acts exactly how she wants, is 99% independant, smarter than me (but not heavier) with more energy than me (but not stamina) with which to have a monogamous relationship. AND isnt preoccupied with wedding dresses and babbies. See I cant really carry around a clip board and ask these questions. Dating sites so far are full of crazed bunny boilers. Where do I… Read more »

    Adrian
    Member

    So what you’re saying is that you don’t want to take the chance of finding someone who ticks half those boxes and who you might actually like and rather wait for someone to come along and tick all the boxes… what? Both legs behind her head? I’m not wasting my time for this BS!

    anadin
    Member

    Yes both legs. Minimum.

    And capable of deep throat. There is nothing worse than a woman that won’t give head.

    >finding someone

    Nope.

    >wait for someone

    Good plan.

    anadin
    Member

    Anyway… you know what they say:

    Even if she’s one in a million – there is still 1,331 of her in China.

    Goldfinger
    Member

    Maybe order one in the catalogue for picky twits?

    anadin
    Member

    I’m having touble finding that catalogue. I googled it but it just led back to this thread. Do you have a link?

    HoChunk
    Member

    Please tell me you’re under 30.

    anadin
    Member

    If you can get both legs behind your head I’ll be whatever age you want

    HoChunk
    Member

    Thanks for the offer, but you just don’t meet my requirements.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    First question: where do you live? I’ve found that the type of girls I meet is extremely dependent on the type of city I was living in. The smart/independent girls are not going to stick around in Poorhick, NE. At the first chance they get, they’re going to move to college towns and big cities. And not just any big city. If a girl considers herself to be smart and independent, she’s probably a bit of a liberal/feminist, so she going to move to a city like New York or the Bay area.

    WistfulD
    Member

    Anyone who has this requirements of a girlfriend doesn’t deserve one.

    anadin
    Member

    Yes shame on me for knowing what I want.

    WistfulD
    Member

    No shame, just the acknowledgment that you deserve to be alone.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    But complaining about it is so much easier than the your alternative.

    anadin
    Member

    Masterbation?

    HoChunk
    Member

    Say what you will about the Xenubious One –this was one of Cruise’s most daring performances.

    TAME THE CUNT

    Twosixteen
    Member

    No… really it wasn’t. Just waaaaaaaaaay over acted. But then I’d expect nothing less from an “actor” of his “quality”.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    puu is gay

    outlanderssc
    Member

    It does help if you have something to offer a woman before you ask them out, like perhaps the ability to talk about something other than Star Wars.

    anadin
    Member

    Or a fancy haircut? Some nice fitting shoes? Poetry? WAT DO WOMAN WANT?

    Adrian
    Member

    GO AND FIND OUT, DUM-FUK!

    egnilk66
    Member

    What they REALLY want….is for you to really not give a shit about what they want. Go slay you some pussy.

    anadin
    Member

    I can attest to this truth.

    All the ones I couldnt give a shit about chase me.

    All the ones I love leave me.

    Lé sob.

    figosound
    Member

    FUKKEN LE!!!

    WistfulD
    Member

    An adult.

    guest
    Guest
    guest

    “Finding love isn’t about finding someone who is perfect for you, but about finding someone who can make you forget that he/she isn’t perfect for you.” — anonymous

    Awesome1
    Member

    First thing you said that I liked, you prolapse

    anadin
    Member

    Yeah that’s beautiful. I’m good at forgetting things so this is another option. But I have yet to meet a girl that makes me forget I love video games, or lounging all weekend in my underpants like a lazy cat. No I do not want to go out with you and your friends, that’s why they are called YOUR friends. Your great uncles birthday party? Okay… but bring me back some caek I’ll be right here where you left me. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a total hermit – we can go walking in the countryside, chill by the… Read more »

    Goldfinger
    Member

    See, that’s why it’s not happening. You want the profit without paying. That’s not working. Not in social security, not in a lottery and also not in relationships.
    You wanna get laid on a regular basis without changing your lifestyle the slightest, get a ‘friend with benefits’. But if you want a stable relationship, you’ll have to invest something. Big difference.

    anadin
    Member

    No NO and no. I do not believe relationships are a place for profit and loss spreadsheets. I am more than willing to pay, in the form of constant emotional support, quality time together, the ability to listen for hours on end without interruption, oh and totally devoted. The things that real friends offer – not going off to Great Aunt Hilda’s anniversary party in the hope I will get rewarded with a blowjob later that night. A real friend would understand I do not find that appealing. Thats what I want 100% honest open communication straight from the heart.… Read more »

    Kinjikai
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    Kinjikai

    I never understood people who put up Toll Gates for relationships.

    What if you find someone that actually meets your qualifications, but they won’t give you the time of day cause you don’t meet a single one of theirs.

    You’re not that special, no one is. Just talk the girl/guy whoever like they’re a human being first.
    Then figure out if you want Tab A inserted in to Slot B or vice versa.

    It really isn’t that complicated and doesn’t need to be.

    egnilk66
    Member

    Ed Zachary.

    anadin
    Member

    If I meet someone that meets my ‘qualifications’, and they don’t want me – fine – at least I know they exist. And they might have some friends / sisters hehe. I am that special. We all are. There is nothing wrong with holding out for exactly what you want. I makes me sad to think people just accept the first partner they can because they are so afraid of being alone. If I die without meeting my Miss perfect, I’ll be happy that I at least tried – and didn’t put up with some nagging, shallow babbie machine. It… Read more »

    ItalianDragn
    Member

    /agree

    Kinjikai
    Member
    Kinjikai

    No, I believe you missed my point. Basically, the harder you make this upon yourself the less likely you will succeed, and the more likely you’ll just end up being lonely. I’m not talking about being a shallow whore and going out with anybody, having standards is not a bad thing. But if your standards are unrealistic or nigh unattainable then you will never be with anyone. But, hey, not everyone wants to have a girlfriend or boyfriend, and that’s o.k. too. Upon further reading and especially since you stated that sex is secondary, I’m of the opinion that you… Read more »

    anadin
    Member

    No I think I got your point. 😀 I inflate my standards for fun, I’m flexible really – but the important thing, the one major rule, is I want a girl that will not try to change me. So far no success with this. Yes I just want a really good friend. And girls are much nicer to look at than boys. Plus we’d have all the right parts to make our own entertainment. Modern society has seriously fucked up relationships. Soap operas fill womens head with rubbish, along with glossy magazines. The real values people should have are forgotten… Read more »

    Kinjikai
    Member
    Kinjikai

    cools

    And now I have a better understanding of where you are coming from as well. 🙂

    Just need to find yourself a non-hag beast nerd girl. They do exist, I married one.

    ian356094
    Member

    Anadin, you will never find that girl because she doesn’t exist. Go out and find someone who may not be who you expect.

    That’s how you fall in love. That’s how you get the girl.

    Don’t have a list of requirements. Just go out there and find a girl and actually learn her hobbies and such first hand.

    Jesus Christ, people actually think that waiting for that perfect someone is going to work. Gimme a fuckin’ break.

    anadin
    Member

    She does exist dammit. I’m putting on my sex-panther and going to find her.

    Or I might just go to tblop. Yeah fuckit its late.

    Messier
    Guest
    Messier

    Is it okay if I’m not a ballerina?

    anadin
    Member

    Yes it is. Any form of contemporary dance is fine.

    WistfulD
    Member

    “Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove and the eagle flies with the dove, and if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with”

    anadin
    Member

    I’m not sure how fisting comes into this…

    DMYTRIW WDS
    Member

    Dating takes the fun out of stalking.

    ur mom
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    ur mom

    anadin, i’m with you man. fuck all these stupid bitches, and everyone who says your checkboxes are stupid or you don’t deserve a girlfriend is in fact, stupid as fuck. no more one night stands for me either, and most likely, no more girlfriends. fuck it, my only advice (and what i’m looking for) is a FRIEND GIRL, but she might not exist cause these bitches just want my dick, my cash, or likely both. btw though, both legs…might take a while to find one who can do that. lower your standards and go for one leg behind her head.… Read more »

    anadin
    Member

    FRIEND GIRL.

    That is awesome.

    egnilk66
    Member

    This is some seriously pathetic crap. YOu’re just too scared to go out and meet some girls. Get in some clothes….maybe shave….go outside….meet girls. One day, one of them will like you…maybe even bang your sorry ass.

    anadin
    Member

    I DONT SCARED OF ANYTHING!