Marriage according to the Bible

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    Korinthian

    Every Christian that opposes the marital rights of another should have to marry a rapist.

    Since priests don’t enforce this, society should; most Christians don’t believe in church/state separation anyhow.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    What the fuck did I do that you’re making me marry a Christian?

    Korinthian

    Right, I forgot to consider the feelings of you rapists.

    sambo78

    Out of curiosity, are rapists fair game to be raped?

    Additionally, if I rape a rapist, and rapists are fair game, does that make me fair game?

    It would essentially be recursive rape.

    Korinthian

    Maybe if you rape the rapist submissively.

    sambo78

    I..I’m not sure how that works. *head asplode*

    Also, I think a certain bitter person is lurking in the background.

    sambo78

    I’ve got 50 shekels. Time to get my rape on.*

    *Can I re-use jokes on reposts?

    bstaples

    And even with all that, gays are STILL nasty.

    *trollface*

    sambo78

    You like it nasty.

    Korinthian

    Thanks for summarizing your side’s arguments on the issue.

    We’re winning, guys!

    crewmanguy

    repost

    HoChunk

    Polygany?

    bobo

    REPOST FAG

    Gary Generic

    The first marriage, which was performed by God, Himself, was between a man and his cloned offspring. Definitely should make the list.