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Marriage according to the Bible

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    Korinthian

    Every Christian that opposes the marital rights of another should have to marry a rapist.

    Since priests don’t enforce this, society should; most Christians don’t believe in church/state separation anyhow.

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    DMYTRIW WDS

    What the fuck did I do that you’re making me marry a Christian?

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    Korinthian

    Right, I forgot to consider the feelings of you rapists.

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    sambo78

    Out of curiosity, are rapists fair game to be raped?

    Additionally, if I rape a rapist, and rapists are fair game, does that make me fair game?

    It would essentially be recursive rape.

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    Korinthian

    Maybe if you rape the rapist submissively.

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    sambo78

    I..I’m not sure how that works. *head asplode*

    Also, I think a certain bitter person is lurking in the background.

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    sambo78

    I’ve got 50 shekels. Time to get my rape on.*

    *Can I re-use jokes on reposts?

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    bstaples

    And even with all that, gays are STILL nasty.

    *trollface*

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    sambo78

    You like it nasty.

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    Korinthian

    Thanks for summarizing your side’s arguments on the issue.

    We’re winning, guys!

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    crewmanguy

    repost

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    HoChunk

    Polygany?

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    bobo

    REPOST FAG

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    Gary Generic

    The first marriage, which was performed by God, Himself, was between a man and his cloned offspring. Definitely should make the list.

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