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    v0id

    gay

    notspamming

    Not as much as Seaman 😀

    ian356094

    most useless hero ever.

    Aquaman43

    Thanks tiki 🙂 He’s not useless, just limited lol. He’s as strong as Spider-Man, he’s bulletproof, he rules 75% of the Earth with a council made up of the most brilliant scientists AND masters of the most ancient magic in the universe, has the largest army on Earth, lives in the biggest city on Earth, and if he wanted to, he could obliterate any coastal city, killing millions. He could sink every cruise ship anytime he wants, killing hundreds. He can sink every fishing/cargo vessel anywhere, forever, throwing the economy into chaos. Oh, and the NAVY? GONE. Thousands of lives… Read more »

    ian356094

    So essentially your saying as a villain, he would be unstoppable.

    But as a hero he’s still useless.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    iam going to call you aquafaggot from now on.
    allright aquafaggot?

    HoChunk

    I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH MY CONTROL OF THE OCEANS

    i live in colorado; suck my dick.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    ah ah, but no

    Whale whale whale, don’t we have here somebody seriously heralding the huge power of an imaginary literary creation ?
    Aquaman could not fuck me up. He doesn’t exist.

    As a character, he is pretty boring. King of the underwater, yeah, cool. As the stories happen mostly inland, or space, or whatever but ocean (99.999 % of the time), he is useless, just a generic superpowered human-being.

    Jonathantrott

    The only thing he is capable of is pissing in the sea and getting away with it.

    ian356094

    Everyone pisses in the sea and gets away with it.

    Maxwell Edison

    Aquaman talks to motherfucking fish! He does it all day and HE LOVES IT!

    mld

    not since the ambiguously gay duo has there been a more queer superhero.