I got Murried

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I’m the chick. June 22nd. I missed a lot of posts.


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    dallasalice

    Very pretty. Best wishes.

    WHY THE FUCK YOU’LL YOU?!?!?!?
    KNOW YOU’LL BE MISERABLE FOREVER!!!!!!!11

    Stolid

    You didnt miss many meals though… amirite?? Well? Well??

    crewmanguy

    nothing braver or or more snarky then an anon troll

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    lol

    You’re not allowed to ruin that beautiful moment (in her back yard?) by pointing out how the bride out weighs the groom.

    ‘We’re registered at Hostess’

    dekay46

    You forgot Waffle House, McDonlands, & Walmart.

    ian356094
    Adrian

    The Bride is twice the size of the groom LOL poor fukker
    BTW im not ANON
    I am Brett from Cornwall

    Aquaman43

    snicker…”brett”…riiigghhtt

    HoChunk

    If you’re gonna pick a fake name, at least pick a less faggotty one.

    numb7rs

    Congratulations!
    Ignore the trolls; be happy!

    Korinthian

    Notice how the groom dressed in black.

    Korinthian

    is*

    MonkeyHitman

    Murried or Murry:
    to be groped or touched in a sexual way randomly by a drunk/sobre friend or aquaintance.

    Ed

    Beautiful. Congrats on the happy day.

    Reaver

    Moby Dick is attacking that poor guy

    TheLotusEater725

    oh god. i love you internet.

    Antani

    MAAAAAN THE HARPOOOOOOOOOOONS

    I’m picturing that moment where the groom shoves a piece of wedding cake in the bride’s mouth except this time his whole arm goes down her throat and she bites it off and screams ‘CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!’.

    MonkeyHitman

    Correct me if i’m wrong. Shouldn’t the groom rip off the bride’s arm and shove it up his ass?
    That is your Canadian standard

    AyePod

    Hey Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi – if only you were a millionth as funny as you fucking think you are

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Crying, fatwad? Its okay. Just sit down with a nice tub of comfort pudding.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    gratz

    goatsgomoo

    Congratulations!

    Synthetics

    Ignore the shithead trolls.
    Congratulations, I wish you and your husband many years of good health and happiness to come.

    dekay46

    I’m pretty sure good health and a BMI of 37 are mutually exclusive.

    casemods UID# 667

    Yet you still share this with the same 15 year olds?

    MonkeyHitman

    Excuse me Madam, I should let you know that we homo sapiens
    belong in the animal kingdom. I understand your point about identifying animals as barbaric and ignorant. We cannot act what we already are.

    dekay46

    Rockin’ ass? Looks more like a boulder.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    How long do you have to stand still before it stops rockin?

    vesparia

    Congratulations! Looks very romantic. 😀 Would love to get married outdoors as well but northern European weather doesn’t really allow for that!

    I’m getting married next year (yay!) so I’m pouring over wedding photos for ideas at the moment!

    All the best for the future!

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Why didn’t you just have the wedding under the dress?

    vesparia

    Glad the weather held out for you two! Are you going on a honeymoon?

    blowbags

    Nice one 🙂 now to make wee little people !

    lemon floor wax

    Congrats! We wanted an outdoor wedding in the mountains but didn’t get it due to weather, time, relatives, etc. Best wishes!

    LostOne

    Congrats! Dress looks cool. I like your responses to the trolls.

    dekay46

    “This is the dress on someone of a healthy weight” FTFY.

    jitterbug

    Congratulations!

    Kenny67

    Fat bride is fat…and attempting to eat the groom according to the picture!