Duke Nukem Forever… what it could have been.

Stop fucking complaining… about regenerating health, weapon limits, no mighty foot. You still get to visit strip joints, crack one liners and piss in toilets. The humour was what made Duke 3D so memorable, not those mid nineties FPS conventions that were in every game. Enjoy DNF for what it is.

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

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    It really is horrible. Just awful.

    If it came out in 2000 it would be ok. 2005, crapware. 2011. I don’t know man. It is what it is … a complete and utter waste.

    I think your 1998 comment is spot on. If it had come out in 1998 as it did today, it would be the most epic jaw-dropping game of all time.

    But, um, it didn’t.


    Fuck you, I played Duke and had a good time.


    Hail to the king baby!


    Shitty game is shitty, fanboy.


    Funny things, these “opinions”. Not everyone has the same ones about the same things, no one’s is wrong, and a person isn’t a “fanboy” just for disagreeing with your opinion.


    Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum…and Im all out of gum!


    Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.


    I remember DNF when it was a sidescrolling commander keen adventure. BLOOD 4 eva


    dnf = duke nukem, sorry


    Come get some!


    I haven’t played DNF yet, but everything else aside, I doubt the old Duke Nukem style translates well into 2011. Duke was such a post-80s thing and 1998 would’ve been the last appropriate time. Nowadays, nobody buys such hyper-badassery anymore; all characters today need to have a tragic past and less firepower, more weltschmertz.


    Damn… I’m looking good!


    Great game.
    True to its roots.
    Well made, polished, stable, attractive, gripping, challenging and full of suprises.

    Problem is all the hype.

    I enjoy it. Thats all I care about.

    Alec Dalek

    I don’t know where all the whiny bitches are coming from, but DNF is lots of fun. Isn’t that the point of a game? I’m thoroughly enjoying it.


    Eat shit and die.


    Get that crap outta here!


    I read so many harsh reviews that I was disappointed, since I was waiting to pirate it.

    In a few months I might feel differently.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    geeze you must have like the internet or something.

    way to enable stereotypes, holmes


    I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck.


    Hmm, that’s one “Doomed” Space Marine


    Hmm, I needed that!

    Duke Neker

    shut up, duke 3d had basically no humor, just a bunch, a couple actually, of punchlines stolen from movies. The game was great for its gameplay and level design. Forever doesn’t try to improve the old formula, it rejects it completely for a stupid slow corridor experience.


    Hey guess what, every modern shooter is a fucking slow corridor experience.


    I think I played a different game to this guy.


    Buying it
    Getting drunk
    Pretending it’s 1998 and I’m
    going to party like it’s 1999 !!!

    Shake it baby !!


    I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.


    Heh, heh, heh… what a mess!


    It’s time to abort your whole freaking species!


    Hey wondering why nobody is talking about Zero Hour. I played it first then 3d, i thought 3d sucked but Zero Hour was great. Forever looks like a good rental probably pick it up this weekend.


    Holy cow, Holy shit!


    hail to the king, bitch!!!
    duke is awesome and it was worth the wait. it’s not the same, yet it’s not different. that’s good.


    Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size- 13 boot!


    Get back to work, you slacker!


    Yeah, piece of cake!


    fail to the king baby. seriously, very disappointed. game is WAAY too short, half the levels are boring shit puzzle crap you have to do. NO JETPACK. WTF??
    yeah the graphics are ok, but the gameplay wasn’t that great to be honest. the “jokes” as some call it are on a level of a mentally handicapped 12 year old. can’t kill friendlies or strippers either. just fucking lame.


    That’s gonna leave a mark!

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