Emma’s look


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    asymon

    I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but: I fucked her. It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Zombieland?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to… Read more »

    casemods UID# 667

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    Thumps up if you think it’s awesome.

    ian356094

    I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but: I fucked her. It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Zombieland?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to… Read more »

    Korinthian

    I fucked someone you never heard of too!

    Gilez

    HOLY SHIT you guys both fucked Emma Stone? WOW! You MUST be the coolest dudes ever! EVER!

    ian356094

    autograph line starts here fellas.

    fracked again

    Wow, that makes you, like, penises in law or something!

    dr.house

    I met Emma the day after these guys had this dream,
    and sorry, look at her face, no one touched her.
    She told me her version of this story:
    After hours of heavy clubbing she took these poor drunk boys home
    and watch them f%&king themselves. Very amusing.
    And she is still searching her photos.

    And now, think again about Emma’s look.

    MonkeyHitman

    fucking win!

    casemods UID# 667

    She looks like someone from sesame street.

    one of the weird puppets