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The Matrix: Rebooted

I’m not usually a conspiracy theorist, but when it was announced that Osama had been buried at sea, my first thought was that he’s actually alive and being secretly held for ongoing interrogation. Nothing that’s been announced since then has been inconsistent with that hypothesis.

outlanderssc

He’s being held in Area 51 with the outer-space aliens. Elvis told me all about it the last time I visited Walmart.

DMYTRIW WDS

a) members of congress saw the death photos and commented on them

b) he was buried at sea because if he had been buried on land it would become a memorial for wannabe terrorists

c) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfF1vkMQ0h0

The Matrix: Rebooted

a) do you trust members of congress to tell the truth?
b) that sounds like a great way to catch wannabe terrorists.

GreedyDrunk

That sounds like a great way to catch explosive fragments as extremists blow themselves up trying to get the American goverment to release him/his body.

If I was the one making the decisions I would have had him killed and never told anyone, telling everyone only sets the extremists off and endangers the lives of Christians and Caucasians in general. I guess Obama needed a ratings jump.

FullofStars

I thought it would be an awesome chance to create a honeypot… you know, place it in a area with a high density coverage of land mine and booby trap the body.

Or get really creative an make some sort of “Cube” facility, but meant for militant religious fundamentalists.

DMYTRIW WDS

I don’t think they needed him alive for interrogation, there was tons of physical information for the intelligence to go through.

And the people who saw those photos are some of Obama’s biggest critics, but they came out saying it was him. I acknowledge there may be a chance that they were shoops, but I’m hoping that he really did get shot in his fucking face.

natedog

lol, ‘critics’. those politicians all play the game for the audience, but they work together behind the curtain

last sentence…double negative?

maninahat

Nope, it’s correct.

crewmanguy

Al-Queda confirmed he was killed, and has named a new target….err…leader.

Gerald

I thought that he was buried at sea to conicide with Muslim lore

Gerald

*coincide

Alec Dalek

Reboot, can you ever stop sucking dick for more than 34 seconds and think? If a competent rational leader were to take down bin Laden, this is exactly how events would transpire.

Troik

Googlepicsarch “osama dead” if these pics won’t convince you, congratz you really are a conspiracy theorist.

Oh are we to believe he lead the team on the ground now?

The fact that this has been used to try to repair his reputation should be the biggest indicator that your messiah is just another fuckup politician. Well no just another one…he’s an amazingly damaging one who happens to be half black so he gets special treatment.

That mission was a success in spite of president jungle fever not because of him.

sambo78

I love it when you troll a troll post.

You’re getting kinda soft though. It seems like you’re just going by the numbers now. C’mon, Mags, try harder.

outlanderssc

You have to admit, though – it wouldn’t be the same without Butthead spouting nonsense all over the place.

sambo78

He actually entertains the shit out of me.

nyoki

I’d marry him, but he’s too muscly and I’m too fat. A girl can dream though.

TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

Hey look you have a friend on the internet!

Big surprise the bastion of pseudo intellectuals/unemployed losers has provided yet another forum for you to try and sound smart by way of fagging on other people for having real opinions, lives, etc.

Carry on. At least you have each other.

sambo78

Speaking of trying to sound smart, when are you going to try to lecture on grammar again? That shit kills me.

TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

A judgemental shithead libfag? Somebody call The Huffington Post!

Try at all, cokface.

sambo78

You’re a shadow of your former self. It saddens me.

Alec Dalek

Magnus is actually better than ever. You don`t deserve to eat his shit you 4+ digit nobody. He went through a rough patch there but he`s back on message and kicking ass now.

Gerald

I find it funny how your criticising our choice in messiah, when you’re choice couldn’t find Osama at all

Tomis

It’s hard to convince something when you never leave the white house

teezy weezy

Murder, really?

The Matrix: Rebooted

Do you have a better term for a targeted, extra-judicial killing? Assassination,maybe?

sambo78

While we’re on the subject, are we talking about the legal definition of murder or the ethical one?

The Matrix: Rebooted

The definition of murder is the unlawful killing of human being. The legal definition is the only definition.

sambo78

So if the law changed tomorrow ans it was suddenly ok to murder people named Tim, would that be OK?

You do know there’s a difference between what’s ethical and what’s legal, right?

Qball

While it may be illegal to shoot casemods in the face 117 times, ethically we are required to do so, for the sake of humanity as a whole.


It would not suddenly become “OK”, but it would no longer be classified as “murder”. There are lot’s of things that are legal to do, but unethical. There are somethings that are illegal to do, but ethical. What part are you arguing about?

sambo78

116 is legal from what I hear.

Also 117 is legal, but you have to kiss him first. It’s mandatory.

sambo78

Your earlier response indicates that murder only has a legal definition. I was checking to see if you could differentiate between ethics and law, which you can.

Otherwise you seem to think murder is a strictly legal term, which it is not, but I like arguments over semantics like I like a punch in the sack, so I’m gonna move on.

Before sambo embarrasses himself much more I’ll point out that reboot proved himself much smarter than most a long time ago.

Go ahead and try to keep up if you’d like. I know you think you’re smart. I’m making it known to you now though that this is just going to end up with you looking like a fucking idiot again.

Also I am fine with the term murder being used but I’d also have been fine if they’d raped him first.

sambo78

I’m counting the moments before you start making up shit. Again.

Do you even know what you’re disagreeing with, or are you just passing the time until you can stand on the corner and scream at passing traffic again?

ian356094

Osama planned the murder of civilians. As a result, we are going to reach out and take that fucker out regardless of where he is.

End of fucking story right there.