Steven Seagal is the Man

Another fight won via Steven Seagal patented front kick. Makes you wonder if MMA was around when martial arts actors like Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Van Damme and Seagal were in their prime how well they would have done.


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    ian356094

    STEVEN SEAGAL DOESN’T LEAVE OPPONENTS IN THE RING.

    HE LEAVES CORPSES.

    Korinthian

    Has he even entered a ring?

    Hector

    A doughnut is kind of a ring.

    bejamus

    Wouldn’t Bruce Lee have been something like 60 years old by the time Segal/Van Damme/Norris were in their prime?

    Luke Magnifico

    have you never seen a martial arts movie? Old men are basically gods.

    Tomis

    I bet they can’t actually fight for shit, lol

    jrrrz

    Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris were both in their prime at the same time. they actually fought each other in the Bruce Lee film…RETURN OF THE DRAGON.
    EPIC FIGHT ! ! ! !

    Puulaahi

    Patented front kick? Bullshit. That is the most basic kick there is. Steven Seagal is such a tool.

    Tomis

    I was going to say, I bet I could randomly stumble upon this patented kick, without any knowledge of what it is or how it’s done.

    Luke Magnifico

    WELL WHERE’S YOUR PATENTED KICK, PUU

    WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A PATENTED KICK

    Puulaahi

    I have a patent on your remakes good sir.

    Luke Magnifico

    :O

    Not my remakes!

    What are my remakes now?

    Puulaahi

    Michael Bay

    Puulaahi

    UFC is full of douches.

    sambo78

    Bujinkan is full of douches.

    Puulaahi

    Douchebags EVERYWHERE.

    A 13 Dan Bujinkan dude moved into town and came by our dojo a month ago. We weren’t impressed, and he had a bad attitude. Their everywhere, in every art and all over the planet.

    HoChunk

    Sambo78 needs to come in here and go completely sickhouse.

    sambo78

    You rang?

    sambo78

    Ahem, where to start. Puulaahi was right, the front kick is one of the most basic moves in martial arts. The reason everyone is freaking out is a front kick knockout in MMA is relatively unheard of, for several reasons. The first is that MMA fighters tend to be a very conservative bunch, and they gravitate towards high percentage moves. High percentage moves are moves that are successful a high percentage of the time, as the name implies. MMA fighters are hesitant to throw something that is not guaranteed to work. That’s why you see mostly very basic punches and… Read more »

    Puulaahi

    I like Machida, only because he has a slightly different style then everyone else in the UFC. Personally I prefer K-1, but I don’t really watch much fighting anymore. Basically descending into tradition and knowledge within my own art for now. Plus busy right now.

    I too see Seagal as a douchebag, but I enjoy this video very much. You may too.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j4dVe841bE

    sambo78

    Hah, gold.

    Seagull does have a theme, doesn’t he?

    Here’s one you may like:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkfnrUI5Z8

    Puulaahi

    hahahaha

    Truth Hurts

    1. We have no idea how much skill he has? He studied Aikido since he was seven and is the first Foreigner to ever open a Dojo in Japan, taking his Father In Law’s name as his own…

    2. Anyone who says a front kick isn’t complicated, doesn’t know much about the mechanics and physics of combative arts.

    sambo78

    There are a lot of paper tigers in martial arts with outstanding credentials.

    Puulaahi

    And just as many badasses that live to train in martial arts. Not seeking glory, celebrity and/or rank.

    W

    Holy Crap! He’s Tall!

    Luke Magnifico

    So we have the ridiculously manly guy on the left, and the slightly less manly guy on the right. And Steven in the background. All for fairly obvious reasons.

    But who is grey tshirt man? Why is he there?

    sambo78

    Dana White, president of the UFC.

    FYI, the less-manly looking guy won.

    Korinthian

    Any openly gay men in the UFC? I’m asking because if such a guy had a winning streak it would be pretty awesome, and certainly he’d get the wrestling/hugging advantage.

    sub_human

    Nick Ring is openly gay.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdVrDDjXdJ4

    sambo78

    I didn’t know he’s openly gay. That’s cool.

    sambo78

    MMA tends to have a sort of “locker room” mentality, so for now there aren’t going to be a lot of openly gay people in it.

    This is actually one of the things about MMA I don’t like. But this is common in all sports, not just MMA.

    My cousin is gay, and does jiu-jitsu competitions and is about to have his first amateur MMA match in a few months. The sad thing is 90% of his training partners don’t know he’s gay, including the guys who are going to be in his corner when he fights.

    sambo78

    “Makes you wonder if MMA was around when martial arts actors like Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Van Damme and Seagal were in their prime how well they would have done.”

    Of this list only Chuck Norris has an actual fight record, and therefore any quantifiable skill.

    Make what you want out of that.

    Korinthian

    Hulk Hogan would tear them all apart!

    Puulaahi

    By Hulk Hogan, you mean Randy Savage.

    MyConfinedCanuck

    When I looked at this picture all I saw was Arianny Celeste!

    sambo78

    Her last name rhymes with molest.

    Just sayin’.