Ohioans flee Earth

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“Actually, twenty-four astronauts are from Ohio, including Neil Armstrong (from Wapakoneta) and John Glenn.”
amandabauer.blogspot.com/2011/04/ohioans-flee-earth.html


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    Bolthorn

    It’s our proximity to West Virginia. Some scary shit comes from there and likes to settle here.

    sambo78

    I’ve never been to Ohio. I know several people from Ohio, and to bug them by saying Krystal’s is better than White Castle.

    Personally, they’re both garbage. Complete, vile garbage. But it’s funny to argue with people about it.

    NixOlympica

    Hurm. There may be something to this. The Wright Bros. were from there, too.

    Being born and raised in NC myself, I always joked that they hated it so much there that they invented flight to get out faster.

    TGGeko

    Your terrible grammar!

    “What is is about…”

    khyren

    Leaving the planet? Not surprising since no matter where I go from Kentucky to Texas, to Louisiana, to Florida, to North and South Carolina, to New York, to Niagra Falls, Canada… There’s always someone with a damn Ohio plate. I can understand a wanderlust but the people from that state are like a wandering plague that goes home from time to time.

    TheLotusEater725

    I lived in downtown cleveland for 4 months. It was a really boring city.

    storminator

    Cleveland. That’s why they want to leave.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    University Circle, bitch. Natural history museum, art museum, CWRU, the clinic and university hospitals, Cleveland orchestra (top ten in the world), Play House Theatre, Melt, Cedar Lee.

    Most interesting place in hundreds of mile IMO.

    Demon

    I’m an hour outside of Cleveland and I agree with all the astronauts.
    However, if Lotus was still here, it’d probably be way more interesting.

    Tomis

    It’s not the city itself being boring, it’s the women being un-attractive and reserved.

    You know it’s true

    Demon

    reserved? Ohio is known for its desperate drunken skanks.
    guess you’ve never been here.

    Tomis

    Also, loving the legs on that girl.

    Anyone know who she is?