cucumber salad maker



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    Maxwell Edison

    Sounds like a good Post Secret.

    sambo78

    That’s kinda hot.

    I know, I have problems.

    casemods UID# 667

    Typical of women to only think about sex…

    Demon

    love spell –
    to make a man fall madly in love with you, masturbate with a cucumber,
    then slice it into a salad, then feed the salad to your man.

    (No, I have not tried this)

    Reaver

    No wonder my woman keeps trying to feed me salads

    Mystik

    Wouldn’t it be “I masturbated with a cucumber and served him a pickle for dinner?”

    Demon

    fucking win.

    Demon

    oooooh.
    even better.
    www.everythingunderthemoon.net/freezer-spells.htm
    If your resentment is directed towards a particular individual, perhaps a male who has dumped you for some one else you might consider doing this IMPOTENCE spell. While shopping for the cucumber at your local vegetable store, try and find one that resembles your ex-partner’s actual member when it is erect. At the very least this will get you giggling. Then carve his name and his birth-date into the flesh of the cucumber and throw it into the freezer. It will start to go soft and wither after a few weeks, and while this happens, imagine him and the sweet young thing that he betrayed you having conversations like “I swear this has never happened to me before.” “It’s ok. I understand.”

    bstaples

    …or get on with your fucking life.
    Your boyfriend left your psycho ass because you did crazy shit like this, so cut it the fuck out you nutty bitch.

    HoChunk

    double wat

    ian356094

    Who the hell eats salads?

    Marshal

    Who the hell eats noodles?

    hvymetal86

    I EAT BOTH MOTHERFUCKERS! lol

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