break for moose

break for moose

have you ever seen a car after it gets hit by a moose?  my sister was bit by a moose once.


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    Gary Generic

    I’ve seen quite a few moose accidents, living in Maine.

    What’s weird is when you’re driving at night and there’s a moose in the road ahead of you. You don’t see the moose at first, only what looks like four telephone poles in the road. Then you look up….


    I grew up in Alaska- I have too many moose stories.

    tiki god

    well how about just one then


    if he’s been hit hundreds of times, you think the moose would learn to stay off the road..


    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
    with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
    her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst


    I just watched that movie the other day, twice, because why not. When I was a kid I thought it was hilarious, and I still love it, but the first two thirds is significantly stronger than the last bit, and I dunno, I just kind of lose interest. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!?!?


    And that’s why I always stick around for the credits…well that and the fact that it takes me a few minutes before I can stand up and walk properly.


    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…


    those responsible for the credits have been sacked

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