have you ever seen a car after it gets hit by a moose? my sister was bit by a moose once.
break for moose
publish in Images on March 15th, 2011 by berylhawkins89 | Report Post
Tags:Dark Humor, Wallpaper, WTF
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I’ve seen quite a few moose accidents, living in Maine.
What’s weird is when you’re driving at night and there’s a moose in the road ahead of you. You don’t see the moose at first, only what looks like four telephone poles in the road. Then you look up….
I grew up in Alaska- I have too many moose stories.
well how about just one then
if he’s been hit hundreds of times, you think the moose would learn to stay off the road..
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”…
I just watched that movie the other day, twice, because why not. When I was a kid I thought it was hilarious, and I still love it, but the first two thirds is significantly stronger than the last bit, and I dunno, I just kind of lose interest. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!?!?
And that’s why I always stick around for the credits…well that and the fact that it takes me a few minutes before I can stand up and walk properly.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
those responsible for the credits have been sacked