waiter – my foods not cooked yet

waiter - my foods not cooked yet


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    Korinthian

    What is it with cats and them stuffing their bodies into tight spaces (hold the penis jokes)?

    dieAntagonista

    It’s always one or all of the following things: They want to feel secure while they rest and or make sure their fur and its smell doesn’t get messed up. This is also why they usually don’t enjoy getting wet, it messes with their fur. Or when someone pets them, human stench offends them so they furiously lick themselves. They also worship the ithyphallic god Min and wish to emulate the function of penes and erect phallic symbols everywhere including your backyard.
    One of the above is not true. Maybe more.

    Korinthian

    Thanks, that makes sense.

    Makes me wonder whether a human could keep clean the same way a cat does.

    TGGeko

    No, we don’t have the right kind of tongue. And second, it’s none of those. It’s the sacred and long cherished art of Bonsai Kitten.

    Korinthian

    Perhaps you just say that because you haven’t tried enough tongues.

    In any case, that’s the kind of shower I need to wake me up each morning.

    MonkeyHitman

    you like getting your boomsey licked, aye?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    So buy a fucking cat then you freak.

    Korinthian

    Haha! Who knew you could be funny?