Big Bad Jesus

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As a ‘Lak I am surprised we actually managed to do this.


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    fracked again

    What does he transform into?

    Korinthian

    Wine and crackers.

    notspamming
    Korinthian

    I thought his crown was more prickly thorns than a ten ton hat (sporting the instrument that tortured him to death) made out of gold.

    I think this statue is located in Poland and will be 33 meters tall (one meter for every year of his life).

    Luke Magnifico

    Pretty sure this is 1:1 scale.

    Giant robot Jesus rampaged across the Roman empire, the scourge of legitimate business men.

    TGGeko

    How is this NOT a graven image?

    hufnmouth

    EXACTLY!

    storminator

    when jesus comes back, he’s gonna be pissed off when he see this. not about the crown, but that he’s depicted as a white guy. jesus was black.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    and a jew.

    Luke Magnifico

    And a carpenter, so he’ll be all burly and good with ropes and things.

    Kik Dogg

    And wood.

    Don’t you DARE forget the wood.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    If that were true he would have turned water into Dom and poured onto some chicks tittays.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Well not black. More Bin Laden-ish.

    przxqgl

    i would never be convinced to worship someone who had that expression permanently sculpted on their face.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    That’s awesome.

    I want to see a bigger Jesus. 500 feet tall and facing Saudi Arabia and giving the finger. Or even better on the moon and visible from earth. That’ll show everyone who the real God is. We need more religious imagery on military weapons too. It’ll make a lot of shit more acceptable like killing terrorists or people who smell like them.

    fracked again

    Having a big statue doesn’t make your god real (cue rambling whine how maggie isn’t a christian). It just means that your fellow followers felt that spending money on a tourist trap was more important than feeding the poor and destitute.

    If the statue had appeared miraculously, ex nihilo, that would be potential evidence of a real god, not another bunch of kid diddlers with too much money and not enough sense.

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