Another Zombie Survival Sheet

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    Puulaahi

    I’d pick Costco over Wal Mart.

    Ductile Logistics

    Agreed, know that I will own the Sudbury, Ontario Costco if there were to be a Zombie breakout

    dieAntagonista

    Oh gawd there’s a Canadian out there who listens to Blümchen.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUE7TZfUITE

    dieAntagonista

    Surfer dude at 0:51 looks like Puu.

    Puulaahi

    hahaha

    RSIxidor

    Is it okay that I want to punch her?

    I think maybe the person is not necessarily Canadian, but perhaps Canada is their choice location to hide from the zombie horde.

    dieAntagonista

    Yes.

    I know, but I was too shocked to type out, there’s someone out there who wants to be in Canadia when the zombie apocalypse goes down.

    Jicty

    I see major issues with both your weapons and location. first both of your weapons have low ammo capacity and are relatively slow to reload. I recommend a semi auto shotgun and a hand gun with at least a 12 round magazine capacity. next walmart has the up side of havening good supplies but the huge down side of being a busy place, a filled store when the out break occurs equals lots of zombies to clear. I recommend a small house withing walking distance of a less populated store that you can regularly raid for supplies.

    Ductile Logistics

    I do highly doubt a zombie breakout anywhere outside of the two major cities per province in Canada. I couldn’t see how a disease like that would spread to timmins or Cochrane.(Ontario)

    sherlockbonez

    I will put an infected finger on a duck and have it migrate up that way in the spring.

    Also, please leave the doubles for pheasants. Don’t want to see someone shooting H&H at zeds.

    I’ll stick with my large stock pile of 7.62.

    ian356094

    Fuck this man, I’ll make my OWN survival template.

    mousestalker

    A better place would be the nearest Tim Hortons. Zombies want brains, not donuts and Tim’s would have plenty of cop cars in the parking lot. That means plenty of guns and ammo plus tasty coffee and pastries.

    sherlockbonez

    I got more guns than a cop station. I can just pick it up from a dead/ undead one some other time if I run out. The coffee will be stale and so would the tim bits. I say costco too. They even have vitamins and flax seed oil to keep my complexion.

    casemods UID# 667

    This is terrible.

    Motorcycle? How about a fucking tank.

    walmart? how about something that doesn’t have huge windows.

    a bandanna? how about a fucking helmet

    jeans?

    a ferret?

    some girl music?

    How about some fucking highly durable fatigues, a fucking grizzly bear and some slayer.

    this is so full of fail

    ian356094

    tank needs a fully trained crew and is a gas guzzler. sure the abrams tank can take use any combustible fluid for gas, but good look finding any.

    Jicty

    for most people that would be hard, but the town I live in has 2 things, 1) the factory that builds the Abrams tanks for the military, and 2) an oil refinery. and with zombies gnawing on the guards faces I can just waltz in. now if only I knew how to drive it…

    Synthetics

    I know how to drive, load, gun and command the Abrams. As well as maintain it, fuel, service and lube the tracks.
    I’m moving over with you Jicty.
    I think this could work out well. =D

    Jicty

    sounds like a plan

    Twosixteen

    Cue :brofist:

    DMYTRIW WDS

    The only good a shotgun does in the zombie apocalypse is tell everyone and everything within a mile radius where you are.

    Twosixteen

    “this is so full of fail”

    Much like your posting.

    casemods UID# 667

    gets u mad enough to comment

    Twosixteen

    “gets u mad enough to comment”

    Much like your post.

    casemods UID# 667

    “much like your post”

    gets u mad enough to comment

    Twosixteen

    “much like your post”

    gets you mad enough to comment.

    richgone

    did you…did you just post something that made sense?

    my god you did. i knew you had it in you.

    hey how’s that hoth hoody holding up by the way? i liked that thing.

    DrGoodspeed

    Read the guide.

    njch412

    A revolver and a breach loader…yeah not going to work.
    Primary: AR-10
    Secondary: 40 S&W
    Melee: Hatchet
    Location: Iceland
    Sidekick: Shorty from Indiana Jones

    Stolid

    I love the internet… Not for the pics, but for the convos. (well, the pics too.) And DEFINITELY take the Saiga-12 over the breech loader. wtf.

    TGGeko

    You people and your selection of automatic weaponry saddens me. Only headshots count. Go for high accuracy carbines and the like.

    Stolid

    Screw accuracy. I’m putting up a wall of lead.

    casemods UID# 667

    Zombies move too quick.

    RSIxidor

    Explosions probably work. I am thinking grenades. Lots of them.

    SumoSnipe

    Hmmm. Calico century carbine. 100 rounds .22lr and if Im able to one shot a coyote in the head at 150yards, i think it will do well against zombies. Or, for those needing a bit bigger boom for their confidence, Calicos M951, 50 rounds 9mm.

    Forgive my ignorance of actual conditions in Canada, but does Wal-Mart there even sell guns and ammo?