A man dies and goes to Hell

A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:

Devil: Hey, whatcha lookin so down for?

Man: If you died and went to Hell, you’d be feeling down too!

Devil: Hell ain’t what you think it is. It’s fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

Devil: Well, you”re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you wanna drink. We drink til we puke and then we drink some more.

Man: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Man: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You”re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don”t have to worry about getting cancer because you”re already dead anyways, haha.

Man: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Man: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, hold-em, a dog track, horse racing, you name it we got it and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Man: I love getting stoned! You mean…

Devil: That”s right man, because on Thursdays, it’s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don”t have to worry about overdosing because you”re already dead anyhow.

Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Man: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays!

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com


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    DaAudiophile

    Oh man LOL too good to be true

    Reaver

    haha I think I could live with fridays

    RSIxidor

    Wow.

    Wow.

    Korinthian

    Well, according to Christians, you can *choose* to become gay.

    Problem solved with religious logic!

    Jesus Christ

    I lol’d.

    I wanted to share that because God does not make mistakes (and as we both know, being gay in in the DNA), then God allowed being gay. :3c -Almost- every religious person I’ve proposed that too shut the hell up after that. Either because they were stumped, or because they realized that I’m a stubborn asshole.

    Jesus Christ

    to*

    I’M JESUS I DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES IT IS NOW TOO INSTAD OF TOO