how to sleep with the girl

how to sleep with the girl


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    Lamb

    Yeah… Could you… you know… make it bigger? The image, I mean.

    Kishi

    Oh, you and your crazy ideas about reading the text.

    shiroinohi

    Jesus strikes again

    Queensly

    ts;cr

    TGGeko

    Alright, here’s how it goes. You grow a beard, put on a wedding ring, and then get a tan. Then cut up your back, take off the ring, and your cloths, and pass out in her house. When she finds you you tell her you are from a post apocalyptic future, and have succeeded in going back in time to see her once more. She’ll see the ring tan and you tell her you are married in the future. Then try to kiss her. With the combined nakedness, vulnerability, the kiss and the lie, she’ll have sex with you. Then… Read more »

    TGGeko

    Refer to the article on Internet-D as to why this whole thing would be considered rape.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Would only work on a really dumb woman. Or one that would have slept with you regardless.

    “Unless your friend is made of stone.”

    Should be, “Unless your friend is smarter than a stone.”

    bstaples

    That plan is doomed to fail.

    But Goddamn, it needs to be tried.

    jeffapotimus

    NPH did this first on “how I met your mother” except it was funnier and he didn’t sound like a 12y/o.