“A NEW Zealand man was found dead in his seat at a movie theatre.
The man’s body was found at a theatre in the capital Wellington about 8.30pm (local time) last night at the conclusion of the vampire film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.”
Full Article:
www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224
You have been warned. Well that man wasn’t, but you are!
faggotry kills
Then how are you still alive?
fapped too hard?
I wonder if his body was completely drained of blood –
No, but his asshole was left gaping from the faggotry.
most likely suicide
Yeah, he bought the ticket knowing what would happen.
Died of embarrassment, I would hope.
He was (sunglasses) bored to death.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
this is true, was a homeless chap. post-mortem results from memory came back as ‘not suspicious’ so maybe alcohol poisoning or natural causes or something
Damn I knew it was a matter of time until someone died from seeing vampires glitter.
Guy used to live on my street, no joke… He way always asking for cigarettes and had red wine vomit on his face
Sweet.