I Wish I Were Mahogany

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From “The Coloring Book for Lawyers”: officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/2006/08/coloring-book-for-lawyers.html


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    Sarcastastic

    And not just any mahogany! Mahogany from the planet malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe FIRE!

    Chenoan

    From these trees this desk was forged 2000 years ago! Using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people…not only does this make my desk nigh indestructible but it can bend the fabric of the universe ITSELF!!!

    derelict

    also it’s a very fine material. Very expensive. Mahogany.