No unconcealable weapons allowed

Added on June 20th, 2010 by goatsgomoo | Report Post
Tags:Humor, tanks, Weapons

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Flickerdart (#2110)

15 years ago

What about inconceivable weapons?

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

Reply to Flickerdart

15 years ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

samoses (#1262)

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15 years ago

i wish i could upvote this comment more than once

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

15 years ago

invinsible?

evildick (#1123)

15 years ago

These signs always make me laugh. Do these people actually think it will keep someone from robbing the store? Really?

Do they think it’s going to go like this?

1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses.
2) Sees sign and thinks “Well, I was going to rob the place but they have a sign”
3) Goes home, finds religion, settles down, gets a job, has a family, gets elected to congress?

More like…

1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses.
2) Sees sign and laughs.
3) Robs store, kills clerk and uses the lousy $87.43 in the register to buy a rock and a BJ from a tranny hooker.

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

Reply to evildick

15 years ago

Asshat Punk in scenario 2 is casemeth…

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

Reply to fracked again

15 years ago

Almost
3)casemods walks in (already high on meth), it turns out to be a police station.

Spartiate (#7722)

15 years ago

What a would be robber actually sees is a sign stating “No law abiding citizens may be carrying a concealed weapon in here making this store an easier target for armed robbery.”

jonblaze81 (#9697)

15 years ago

The one with the tank is pure win. Although, if I was the business owner and someone showed up with a tank with the intent to destroy it or rob me, I would hand him the keys and cheer him on for his originality and follow through.

I mean, how awesome of a story would it be when your talking to other business people about your misfortunes in business, when your able to say….”So yeah, I got robbed by a guy driving a tank.”

Also, the look on your insurance adjusters’ face when you call it in to the insurance company…. priceless!