KICK ASS – MARY SUE

KICK ASS - MARY SUE


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    Puulaahi
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    Wut? Kick Ass was awesome!

    DMYTRIW WDS
    Member

    OHOHOHO FUCK YOU!

    And how is a comic movie hipster? The way it was advertised mostly on the internet? Is it because the comic itself was so popular? Then that would make comics hipster…

    I’m confused now. My head hurts too. Fuck you.

    AgZed
    Member

    I too am confused as to how this qualifies as a “hipster movie”. The only explanation I can come up with is that “hipster” has become such a bland and overused term that is basically means, “Someone I don’t like who doesn’t fit into any other easily identifiable category”. And Mary Sue? Really? It’s a superhero movie. Most of the Mary Sue criteria go right out the window the moment superheroes get involved, so the only one who remotely could be considered a Mary Sue is the little kid (Hit Girl?), and no one gives a shit about that because… Read more »

    fracked again
    Member

    I guess every comic book written by Warren Ellis is Mary Sue material, too.

    Belbo
    Member

    I define a hipster as a person who recently does things that you have been doing since highschool.

    Oh you like to listen to jocular blues metal, grow a thick mustache, wear flannel shirts, and ride a bike around town? I’ve been doing that since higschool, motherfucker.

    Oh, you like to watch zombie movies and drink PBR? I was doing that in MIDDLE SCHOOL, bitch!

    Lemurian
    Member

    Directed by Quintin Tarantino?

    Awesome1
    Member

    The movie owns

    Ras
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    Ras

    I think this whole thing is just an attempt at trolling. The idea’s are just so far off… How can it be anything else?

    elzarcothepale
    Member

    in all seriousness, I don’t know what “Mary Sue” is supposed to indicate.
    It seems like an awfully general term to try and google-decipher

    parasitegod
    Member

    CLearly isnt a Mary Sue, because that would require awesome or a personal triumph. Kickass was a SHIT character who fucked up EVERYTHING. He was CONSTANTLY outdone by everyone around him. He really was just a kid. Not a kid who was badass at fighting. Just a kid. Who constantly got the living shit kicked out of him, trusted to much, and pretty much fucked every situation up in that film. If he fucked up alot and then got awesome, I’d understand calling him a Mary Sue But he remains shit throughout. And he really plays no part in the… Read more »

    madhouses visites
    Member

    It’s

    vincent_kahrune
    Member

    It always makes me giggle when people try to pick apart works of fiction.
    So go on, use your “wits” and Fancy “psychology” that you learned at community college and try to learn the deeper meaning behind a made up character in a made up world.
    I’ll be sitting over here, laughing.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    Laugh away.

    Because by ‘over here’ you mean dwelling on minimum wage and complaining 80% of your waking hours and by ‘sitting’ you mean your fat ass is stuck in your chair again.

    What doesn’t La z boy make a double wide? Its cruel.

    Oh quick question: what if we went to an ivy league university or two and learned how to pick apart works of fiction to get what the author was really reacting to and commenting on? Are you going to laugh if I give you a really nice tip for your excellent service?

    vincent_kahrune
    Member

    Oh, sorry, I went out and did stuff after commenting on this and forgot all about it. Hope you weren’t sitting around waiting for some kind of remark.

    www.merriam-webster.com/ Maybe you want to use this to look up the definition of dwelling, because you used it wrong in that sentence. You Ivy League retard.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    Knowing that Mary Sue term makes you a fag, fags.

    Kickass was decent enough but nothing awe inspiring.

    parasitegod is a retard.

    You pulled apart the plot and then referred to him as a device. You don’t know what a protagonist is do you? Back to high school English for you, fuckface.

    fracked again
    Member

    Looks like you just lost the game.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    That makes sense.

    To a retard faggot.

    fracked again
    Member

    You now know what a Mary Sue is, which makes you a fellow faggot. Let’s go shopping together, Marge. I have the perfect little girl dress picked out for you. It will just look fabulous on you!

    Evilcritter
    Member

    Wait, just looking this up turned me into a lesbian? Dammit. Oh well, I’ve already got the wardrobe.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    No, faggot. I’m afraid I had to look it up and shake my head.

    Also you’re as funny as you are clever.

    Why do you even come to this site? Or…why do you comment? You always get ripped on.

    How many places are you hoping to be the biggest loser in?

    Evilcritter
    Member

    Are you talking to yourself? That’s the only thing that would make your post make sense.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    I was talking to the other guy.

    Welcome to MCS.

    Follow the lines to corresponding responses. Not the post that follows when replying to a post.

    I know things can be confusing for people like you but that’s why you get all the sweet parking spots.

    Evilcritter
    Member

    I know who you were talking to, troll. You just did a better job describing yourself than fracked again. Perhaps you would have understood me better if I had used pictures. Big, colourful, cartoony pictures.

    fracked again
    Member

    Sorry, Marge, that isn’t how it works. You know what a Mary Sue is, and now there is no going back. Now I’ll have to make you wear the nipple clamps, you dirty little twink. 😉 I know what you are after. You called me a retard faggot, and your current name is “I fuck retards.” You can’t hide it from everybody any longer, and you don’t have to. I do just fine, you are the only one who really tries to troll me, and when you fail, you hide for a month or two, masturbating furiously over me until… Read more »

    Evilcritter
    Member

    I haven’t seen this film, and have no opinion, but reading up on Mary Sue led me to this, which is where Mary Sue tendancies turn to full blown mental disorders:
    redpassion.deviantart.com/

    Dragunov
    Member
    Dragunov

    The character is male.

    It is a Gary Stu.

    teezy weezy
    Member

    Its shit.