back in my day – vampires sucked blood not cock


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    abigflea

    Awesome.

    titanzero

    this ^

    nyoki

    Is this someone that I should care about what he says?

    Awesome1

    Americans love the good old days where closet queers were confirmed bachelors

    nyoki

    As opposed to gay vampires?

    Raff2603

    This is about Twilight saga.

    asymon

    My first thout was “Sarah Michelle Gellar”.

    deuce

    Cock is mostly blood.

    nyoki

    I must be doing something wrong then. I only get white goo…

    monkeyman767

    I nominate this comment for comment of the year

    Awesome1

    My goo is real goood

    nyoki

    Hold on; I’m gargling.

    figosound

    do you want some barry white musical background?

    nyoki

    Works for me. Let me know when Barry is available.

    Awesome1

    I’m down with that

    dhg4983

    yeah because vampires werent creepy and psuedo/homosexual before twilight at all. Vampire stories have almost always had a homosexual undertone (they are always bacholeors in traditional vampire stories). In fact i would say the connection between homosexuality and being infected is implicitly implied.

    Pandora_C

    Not really. There’s a homo-erotic subtext in the works of Anne Rice or Poppy Z Brite, but mostly the vampire is a heterosexual rape metaphor. The vampire is a rapist preying on vulnerable young women.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Way to follow the mythos all the way back to the 1980’s

    KommissarKvC

    back in the good old days, you could openly hate fags and there were no liberal asshats picking on you for it

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