lift your trucks fat chicks can’t jump

lift your trucks fat chicks can't jump


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    DMYTRIW WDS

    I don’t think fat chicks would want to be with a small cocked hillbilly anyways.

    Proctojew

    but he has a CB antenna? I thought women loved those.

    nyoki

    Yeah, but I have my own, so don’t need no stinking man.

    figosound

    douchebags, on the other hand…

    Dreth

    The middle of that tire looks awfully smooth.

    Senshi

    But on meth they can.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    lol

    At both the window sticker and the fatty tears in here.

    Ice cream will make it better. lol

    nyoki

    Ice cream makes everything better, including hot sexy time.

    deuce

    10 to 1 he’s a fat-ass himself.

    Excelsior

    As evidenced by the Steps that can be seen in the shadow of the truck. Dude can’t get in there on his own either.

    casemods UID# 667

    _______________________________

    Above that line are broke losers who can only hate on lifted trucks because they can’t afford them.

    outlanderssc

    Yeah, right – and all the Ferrari and Corvette owners who are just kicking themselves because they couldn’t afford a cowboy Cadillac.

    Guess I’ll just have to put a gun rack in my Mercedes SL600 and hope nobody thinks I’m poor!

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    What year cause that might actually work if its too old. Didn’t they stop making those like 5 years ago now?

    figosound

    you found a way to make people upvote your comment

    fracked again

    You do realize that your face is the first one above that line, right?

    Patchouli

    if we pay close enough attention, casemeth is above the line himself.

    Queensly

    YOUR AVATAR AND NAME ARE ABOVE THAT LINE YOU FUCKING RETARD!

    Zenmetzu

    I lol’ed

    Jicty

    I live in a redneck area of ohio. 2 people in my high school had this sticker, I see this sticker or a variant at least once a month. the fact that everyone finds this entertaining makes me feel out of place. I hate the fact that I grew up around rednecks…

    nyoki

    Rednecks have one thing I love and don’t usually find; they have a great sense of humor, irony and sarcasm. They make wonderful pets too.

    lhamilt2

    is it just me or is the truck leaning to the right? proof that a lot of fat chicks have been sitting in the passenger seat?

    jeffapotimus

    finally. that’s the first thing I noticed.

    dhg4983

    typical florida trash.

    Tyger42

    Left on the window by a “fat chick” a few days later in a grocery store parking lot:

    Dear sir, while trying to get a closer look, my keys accidentally scratched up the paint on the side of your truck. Sorry about that.

    PS: I had to put a hole in your tire to let the air out so I could reach your windshield and leave this note. Because, you know, I can’t jump. I did the same to the other tires so you wouldn’t be lopsided. You’re welcome!

    fracked again

    I have a tool that lets you take the valve out of a tire stem. It makes flattening a tire much more humorous and less actually destructive. Of course, it also means fucking with people is premeditated.

    Dreth

    I’d hang out with a fat chick that humorous and intelligent.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Left on the fat chick afterwards…tire tracks.

    Fat cunts are useless. Literally they are not good for anything and should learn to be happy parked at the bottom of the food chain.

    Tyger42

    Bottom of the food chain is oddly several steps above the evolutionary ladder from people who think forum names like “I fuck retards” are kewl…

    MintyFresh

    What would Skink do?

    Luminol05

    Anyone else notice the truck is leaning on the passenger side? Methinks someone isn’t practicing what he preaches…

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