iDouche PSA

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    natedog

    this is awesome!

    also, i have an app on my phone that makes the screen transparent, and uses the camera to project an image of where you are walking as the background of my screen, so i drive while i text

    TGGeko

    What scares me most is that you said “drive while [you] text” implying that piloting a 2 to 3 ton mass of steel at 30+ mph is a secondary function compared to texting.

    fortyseven

    i +1’d you gordon gekko

    Phyreblade

    Ditto…

    Drunkin

    Umm, get with the program, driving and texting is cool. If you aren’t texting, paying your bills, weaving a basket or having a baby while driving you aren’t “hip” and “cool.”

    fortyseven

    You forgot to add “wrapping your parents’ car around a tree/pole”

    traptin85

    anyone else notice his huge subcutaneous zit!?!? that’s gotta hurt!

    Flickerdart

    No, those are budding horns from all the bull shit the guy has swallowed.

    nyoki

    Seriously. What is that?

    DMYTRIW WDS

    The fucking pic said idiot ipad users can’t multitask, so he was probably using his ipad while sucking off his man lover and got bumped in the fucking head.

    fortyseven

    I repeat:: If u criticize ppl A WHOLE LOT,, & ur not getting paid 4 this occupation ur not a critic ur a hater

    Luke Magnifico

    oh jesus what the fuck is this

    sleepyjoe256

    Look, typing “lyk dis” makes you seem like a fucking moron. I’m not saying you are one, mind. But if you want to avoid being thought of as an instant douchebag, type with correct grammar, punctuation, etc.

    fortyseven

    you must be new here or something

    TunaTank

    I can never figure out how to pronounce your username in my head, so its just become “Demitri Aids”

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Dmytriw=Demitri phonetically. Just an old ass spelling of it. WDS is just an acronym.

    Phyreblade

    I think they are referring to the large lump on iDouches forehead…

    sleepyjoe256

    It’s from the first time someone followed the PSA and knocked his dumb ass into a wall.

    HoChunk

    I can vouch for all three steps –field-tested them myself a few times, here on the wooly streets of NYC. Protip: it helps to turn sideways and pretend something else has caught your attention between steps 1 & 2: it robs the typical urban douchemop of their treasured persecution complex when the collision is obviously their fault.

    Favorite line from a shoulder-checked texter: “Watch where you’re going!” I chased that motherfucker for half a block.

    I should also add that this phenomenon is, sadly, not at all limited to iPads or other Apple devices.