Parking Lot ASSHOLE

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    WaltherKid
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    Now…folks do ish like that to put distance between their vehicle and others to avoid dings, i think, but seriously isn’t somebody just gonna kick or key it? Needs a handful of “smartcars” to surround it. The one time a car pulled this at my old company, a few of us double-parked to block that car in.

    j_bryon
    Member

    I was with my younger cousin (and his POS truck)once and saw a new Corvette parked liked this at a Wal-Mart. This douche even parked like this and away from other cars. So, my cousin parked his POS truck about 3 inches from the drivers side door of the Corvette just to prove a point. We then hid out in the vestibule and watched until the prick came out and walked up to his car. The guy looked like the world was coming to an end!

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Haha, for a second I thought this was about the cracks in the pavement.

    jonblaze81
    Member

    Someone should key that asshole.

    HoChunk
    Member

    1. Hike on over to yonder woods
    2. Gather up half a dozen large pinecones
    3. Return, stuff into tailpipe(s)
    4. ?????
    5. PROFIT!!!

    blowbags
    Member

    he’d certainley be wondering why his exhaust was giving off a smell of angry piss if it wasn’t a busy place

    sherlockbonez
    Member

    Ok, who let the blind kid park the car?

    deuce
    Member

    Man, if I saw that, he’d be lucky to get away with just a car-length key-mark, and not 4 slashed tires.

    RobWar
    Member

    in a perfect world i’d have been there … smash drivers side window and piss on seat

    natedog
    Member

    with a shovel

    spamname
    Member

    you piss with a shovel? video or gtfo

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    fucking lol’d

    nyoki
    Member

    i c wat u did ther

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    It is natedog. I would believe it.

    WistfulD
    Member

    Nah, then he’d just bawl bloody tears to the insurance company. You have to be subtle, and do damages that diminish the ego, but are expensive enough to repair not to be worth doing out of pocket, but would raise the deductible too much to file a claim. An intricate keying that spells out “douche” on all the main panels seems appropriate.

    Marrock
    Member

    One place I worked at had an asshat that did this with his corvette… so I used a forklift to move it so it parked the same way blocking four handicapped spaces after a while one of the managers saw it and had security call the cops and a towtruck.

    ElmoJones
    Member

    Cool story, bro?

    WistfulD
    Member

    Too bad it’s bull.

    Bark
    Member

    would let a couple of the tires air out

    Andre666
    Member

    I once made wood wedges w nails sticking out and placed them under this wankers tyres, so that they weren’t visible on the outside. regardless of which way he drove off, at least 2 of his tyres would go off. It worked. The funny things is, he ended up cutting his own tyres! It was a large truck and according to law here, he must check the tyres before driving off. AHAH

    HoChunk
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    drifterz28
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    the only time that is ok is if the car has a price tag over 150,000 other than that parallel park two cars around it

    outlanderssc
    Member

    Even if the car is worth $$$, park at the far end of the lot and walk, don’t steal three spaces from the people who don’t have ego issues. Owning an expensive car doesn’t give anyone special rights

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Owning a tank does.

    AliceH
    Member

    Hey, is that Rocky Mountain National Park? That looks like the Bear Lake parking lot…

    100110110110010
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    100110110110010

    Could be Yosemite

    Atrocity
    Member

    Magnum 44 marker + THANKS FOR PARKING LIKE A FUCKHEAD = point made.

    W
    Member

    His or her seed should be removed from the general gene pool.

    teezy weezy
    Member

    Really worth getting all excited about? just, ah fuck it, do what you want pussies.

    dogsurfer
    Member

    Damaging someone’s property is passive aggressive behavior, and diminishes your own integrity. Express your concerns directly to them. Otherwise…leave a note, using your non-writing hand, bad grammar intentional.
    “I not like how you parking, so I did it to you car”.

    DMYTRIW WDS
    Member

    I’d suggest using thermite, but it’d probably fuck up every other car in the lot, and then the trees.

    Actually that’d be pretty cool.

    Deleted_User
    Member

    spray paint dickhead on it

    dhg4983
    Member

    Everyone talks so big, slash his tires, key his car, break his windows. What why not just wait for him (or her) and kill him and whoever is with him. But of course this is all talk and in real life no one would do shit.

    nyoki
    Member

    You don’t my hubby and his large knife, that goes w/ him everywhere. I’ve seen him puncture tires, put the knife through the radiator of a van, tear a convertible top, cut wires…you get the point. None of that though for simply parking like a douche.

    nyoki
    Member

    err *know my hubby…

    storminator
    Member

    this is how i park when i drive a 15′ or 24′ box truck.

    Lareon
    Member

    if it was a veyron or r8 I’d understand….you’re above the law then

    j_bryon
    Member

    An R8? Are we thinking of the same car?

    khyren
    Member

    I still carry a valve core removal tool on my keys for this reason… Discover said prick looking for parking, park elsewhere, walk over, remove no less than 2 cores and walk off. The worst one I ever did was remove all 4 and the one in the spare.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    Hmm. I thought the driver was being very thoughtful, leaving all that space for a bear to move around and open that puppy up.