The Trustworthiness Of Beards

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    anto123

    “The Terrorist” (similar to The Philosopher but not pointy-ending) is missing.

    j_bryon

    I’d put “The Terrorist” equal to or even right of “The Hitler”.

    v0id

    “-” for you cuz you are racist. You shouldn’t be. Its bad.

    didyimis

    It’s infinitely more racist to categorize terrorists as a single ethnic/racial group than it is to say that terrorists are bad people.

    v0id

    Who said anything about terrorists? He used the name that shall not be spoken, he must be a racist.

    natedog

    Cop Mustache should be just to the left of hitler

    v0id

    “+” for you, cuz you’re a stoner, and I like stoners.

    Adrian

    wow, I’m Goatee + Tash. I’m super trustworthy!

    v0id

    “+” for you, cuz I like Goatee+Tash.

    Awesome1

    I’m sorry, but I’d trust a Handlebar before the Statetrooper

    Also, this chart omits the most trustworthy of all beards: Clean shaven.

    RSIxidor

    Huh? You mean you trust a pre-pubescent boy over a man, as you know, all men have beards?

    v0id

    “+” for you, cuz I liked Leon, where Jean Reno played. You have Jean Reno as your profile picture.

    HoChunk

    Awesome, but also missing:

    The Musketeer (pointed goatee & mustache –ends of mustache curl upwards)

    Tarantula Fangs (like an unkempt Hitler –extremely rare)

    Chester the Molester (wispy, low-testosterone attempt at a mustache –looks like wearer plucked arm hairs & glued them to his upper lip)

    Kishi

    Good to know I’m more than mildly trustworthy.

    Pandora_C

    Although we have the Horse-shoe, what about the full Fu-Manchu beard/tache or The Spiv?

    Dreth

    Chin strap and Goatee

    I’m questionably neutral.

    j_bryon

    At first glance I thought Werewolf was “Pedobear”. I was thinking that one is way too far right.

    Phyreblade

    This would be a mistake. I’ve known many a trustworthy werewolf. They just aren’t the deceptive type. This is perhaps how Pedobear gets away with things but We cannot blame the werewolves for his behavior. Heck, some of my best friends are werewolves…

    mikoyangurevich15

    Third from left.But don`t you have to give a shit to be trustworthy?