Sigils of Summoning

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WARNING: THIS KNOWLEDGE TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY


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    tiki god

    I read a story once of a dude that had just gotten a tattoo at a trendy ink shop, and it ended up being a sigil to summon a hell beast.

    he wasn’t too happy about that when it started to eat him 🙁

    Luke Magnifico

    He should have got it on his non writing hand with a tiny bit left out, then in times of emergency he could fill it in with a sharpie and throw demons at people.

    Puulaahi

    So can someone explain how this summoning stuff works and history behind all this.

    Cus the demon inside me wants to call bullshit.

    hufnmouth

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at a book on alchemy and the symbols are eerily similar.

    HoChunk

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at an electrical diagram and the symbols are eerily similar.

    rundinj

    Algebra does roughly translate to “the devils”

    asymon

    ^^
    THIS

    Kishi

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at my mother-in-law’s handwriting and the symbols are eerily similar.

    tiki god

    I’m happy to have been here for the birth of a meme

    Demon

    They have me listed, awesome!
    I am FOCALOR! The Demon that drowns men!
    On your knees, worm!

    SumoSnipe

    Great Mistress, I must beg to point out: Worms do not have knees.

    Destrucctaur

    “The nethermost caverns,” wrote the mad Arab, “are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of… Read more »

    HoChunk

    dethklokdethklokDETHKLOCKDETHKLOK

    Phyreblade

    HA! No one summons me!!!

    HoChunk

    PHYREBLADE

    The Unsummonable

    Phyreblade

    Word.

    SumoSnipe

    Why? It is not like his Name is Eyjafjallajokull. Should be summonable….

    Try this Phrase: “Woah. Check out this full tang damascus steel tactical knife I just got!”

    Phyreblade

    Hey, did I just hear someone say something about a Damascus steel tactical blade…?

    Wait…

    What just happened…?

    SONOFA…!!

    nyoki

    Total WIN

    Andre666

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently pissing paint up a wall and the symbols are eerily similar.

    mikoyangurevich15

    Shit does not work at all.Demonoid just ain`t coming back.Sigh.

    rundinj

    demonoid has been back up for like 3 months

    mikoyangurevich15

    It`s been down for three days.

    SumoSnipe

    Hmm… where is the symbol to summon Pizza Girl… oh there it is: Phaleg

    riff.freelance

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently watching my wife’s/baby’s non-stress tests and the symbols are eerily similar.

    hufnmouth

    Oh, fuck all of you. I’m down voting every post.

    ElmoJones

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently masturbating to goat porn, and the symbols are eerily similar.

    th3j3ster

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at the bloodstains on my girlfriend’s maxipad and the symbols are eerily similar.

    Tiggle Bitties

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently fucking your mother and these are the patterns we left on the great salt flats in utah.

    Q-delta

    Wah… what kind of emergency constitutes summoning a demon?

    asymon

    maybe when roman catholic priest is going to rape your son?

    barcrest

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently intercepting several rebel transmissions and the symbols are eerily similar.

    asymon

    I choose Barbiel!

    Or it’s just Ken?

    v0id

    natedog,
    Great submission.

    Ch3x0

    natedog,