Sigils of Summoning

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WARNING: THIS KNOWLEDGE TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY


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    tiki god
    Admin

    I read a story once of a dude that had just gotten a tattoo at a trendy ink shop, and it ended up being a sigil to summon a hell beast.

    he wasn’t too happy about that when it started to eat him 🙁

    Luke Magnifico
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    He should have got it on his non writing hand with a tiny bit left out, then in times of emergency he could fill it in with a sharpie and throw demons at people.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    So can someone explain how this summoning stuff works and history behind all this.

    Cus the demon inside me wants to call bullshit.

    hufnmouth
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    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at a book on alchemy and the symbols are eerily similar.

    HoChunk
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    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at an electrical diagram and the symbols are eerily similar.

    rundinj
    Member

    Algebra does roughly translate to “the devils”

    asymon
    Member

    ^^
    THIS

    Kishi
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at my mother-in-law’s handwriting and the symbols are eerily similar.

    tiki god
    Admin

    I’m happy to have been here for the birth of a meme

    Demon
    Member

    They have me listed, awesome!
    I am FOCALOR! The Demon that drowns men!
    On your knees, worm!

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    Great Mistress, I must beg to point out: Worms do not have knees.

    Destrucctaur
    Member
    Destrucctaur

    “The nethermost caverns,” wrote the mad Arab, “are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of… Read more »

    HoChunk
    Member

    dethklokdethklokDETHKLOCKDETHKLOK

    Phyreblade
    Member

    HA! No one summons me!!!

    HoChunk
    Member

    PHYREBLADE

    The Unsummonable

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Word.

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    Why? It is not like his Name is Eyjafjallajokull. Should be summonable….

    Try this Phrase: “Woah. Check out this full tang damascus steel tactical knife I just got!”

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Hey, did I just hear someone say something about a Damascus steel tactical blade…?

    Wait…

    What just happened…?

    SONOFA…!!

    nyoki
    Member

    Total WIN

    Andre666
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently pissing paint up a wall and the symbols are eerily similar.

    mikoyangurevich15
    Member

    Shit does not work at all.Demonoid just ain`t coming back.Sigh.

    rundinj
    Member

    demonoid has been back up for like 3 months

    mikoyangurevich15
    Member

    It`s been down for three days.

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    Hmm… where is the symbol to summon Pizza Girl… oh there it is: Phaleg

    riff.freelance
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently watching my wife’s/baby’s non-stress tests and the symbols are eerily similar.

    hufnmouth
    Member

    Oh, fuck all of you. I’m down voting every post.

    ElmoJones
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently masturbating to goat porn, and the symbols are eerily similar.

    th3j3ster
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently looking at the bloodstains on my girlfriend’s maxipad and the symbols are eerily similar.

    Tiggle Bitties
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently fucking your mother and these are the patterns we left on the great salt flats in utah.

    Q-delta
    Member

    Wah… what kind of emergency constitutes summoning a demon?

    asymon
    Member

    maybe when roman catholic priest is going to rape your son?

    barcrest
    Member

    natedog,

    Great submission. I was recently intercepting several rebel transmissions and the symbols are eerily similar.

    asymon
    Member

    I choose Barbiel!

    Or it’s just Ken?

    v0id
    Member

    natedog,
    Great submission.

    Ch3x0
    Member

    natedog,