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I’m normally terrified of any kind of shellfish, and yet i feel bad for this one


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    natedog

    this kills the crab

    GODDAM

    fracked again

    Attack its weak point for massive damage!

    Drunkin

    Sorry crab, I have to cut your face off.

    Is this supposed to be some “humane” way of killing a crab before you boil it? I prefer just dropping them right in. It’s faster, less messy and the little fuckers have less of a chance to pinch the crap ouot of you.

    dekay46

    It’s not actually all that fast.

    hufnmouth

    He seems so resigned to his fate.

    Disgustipater

    He does look pretty sad.

    MalcoveMagnesia

    This is the most depressing picture I’ve seen on McS.

    vesparia

    Seconded 🙁

    Dreth

    This is why I haven’t bought crabs from Maunabo, it’s easy to boil them but it’s so sad to put them in your freezer, slowly killing them.

    KommissarKvC

    who knows, they might do like klaus from American Dad and soak themselves in vodka so they dont freeze,\

    then as soon as you open the door, BAM they go for the face

    multi_masked

    And this is why I have a hard time eating crab. They just seem to know what is going on. Unlike Chickens, which I love to eat. They seem mildly clueless the entirety of their lives.

    monkeyman767

    I have only ever had crab once and it was years ago, but right now i feel very guilty

    DMYTRIW WDS

    MMMMMMMM… Boiled Sullustan.

    aarpie

    … fuck. FUCK. FUCK YOU. You just screwed up crab for me. Cuz every damn time I see a fucking crab on my plate from now on I’m gonna see that face. THAT. FACE. THAT “Fuck me, I’m about to die for nothing…” FACE.

    FUCK YOU. GOD DAMMIT NOW I HAVE GUILT *sobs*

    conan776

    Now now, no need to run around like a crab with its face cut off. 😉

    Cargen

    To be honest, that crab wont mind, its already been though hell getting caught.

    Chenoan

    I think it’s already dead, any normal crab would have had some of its claws up trying to attack its attacker. And crab eyes naturally look like that.

    With that logic, I will sleep soundly.

    fracked again

    That seems right to me. When I handled a live dungeness it spent most of its time trying to pinch me. There wasn’t any limp hanging around.

    DisplacedTexan

    this is what humans really believe

    jrhirtzel

    This is a softshell crab. With hardshell you boil them or steam them but softshell is usually pan fried and you need to take it’s face off first. YUMMY!!!

    It’s not dead. When they molt they feel like jello. Also if you put a crab in cold water it goes to sleep and can’t pinch you.

    blowbags

    erk, I’d just have to do it quick / with sharp scissors, I’d consider myself an asshole if I ended up doing it 10% in and failing for a few seconds.

    Silverwolf

    I swear, people these days are such pansies. Just cut the primitive delicious bug’s face off and enjoy its delicious meat. Save your morality for lifeforms with higher brain functions. I dunno, humans, maybe?

    Oh. And it’s dead alright. You do NOT hold a living crab without tying its pincers first.

    100110110110010

    “Please, Oh Please, I beg you, DONT CUT MY FACE OFF!! AAAAAAAACCCCCHH!!1!”

    slickrick

    If you feel bad for the crab you need to read moar Nietzsche…