prescription for cyanide

A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. ??The pharmacist says, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes get big and he says, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!”

The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, “Ohhhh. Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”

via Maxim’s 100 Funniest Jokes | Maxim.com.

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