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if these images stay in order:
pics 1&2: Super sexy legs, ending in a sweet pair of scoots (how cute are those ears on the face on the sole?). these fur-lined pussy magnets were produced by Earth Spirit, $1.99
pics 3&4: soft as hell cotton wonder-gear. Barack West “Change” T-shirt and generic red sweatpants, $2.46 for the set.
pics 5&6: gnarly olive green long undershirt. feels good man. $.50
pic 8: WAL*MART REPRESENT. workin man’s hoodless hoodie. rollin back prices to $.50
pics 7,9,10&11: NAVY BLUE SWEATER VESTS, BITCHES. Peconic Bay Traders; Cutter & Buck. OMG ONLY $1.98 for both. got a sweet tie to go with them, thinking about going to my next job interview with it untied, to show them i can handle Casual Fridays. Also one with the tie tied, because i’m classy and shit. tie was $.50
pics 12&13: holy shit awesome working jump-suit. doubles as night gear to help me slide in and out of cars parked on the skreets unnoticed. HELLYEAH, secret pocket for easy access to my cawk, so i can fap while i rob people. also makes riding my mo-ped extra awesome. $2.50
pics 14-17: to score that sweet job down at the rec center, i purchased this bitching THREE PIECE SUIT that is sure to let the boss know i’m presentable and to let the ladies know i got mad /fa/ skillz. ONLY $4.00, GODDAM. Also, the tie doubles as one killer fucking ascot. Fred, eat your heart out.
ONLY PAID $14.43 (tax exempt, bitches, because i paid with vouchers provided by the State of California.) i saved OVER $9000 in all.
Is that a tattoo?
yes
What is it?
guess
A heart with an arrow in it and mom written under it?
nope. I have a daughter named Maia, and it’s her name written in a tribal pattern
Hm… Close enough…
Post a bigger picture?
if tiki does a tattoo theme day i will
also, I totally forgot to mention that the store I was in is a Salvation Army thrift store
How is it you can take something casemods did and turn it into ridiculously hilarious stuff like this. You’re a beautiful human being, nate.
well, I took an oath to be a better casemods than casemods. so I had to get into character. that was the hardest part. well, I take that back. the hardest part was taking it up the ass from some large negro. I only did it because that let me know what it was like to not only be a meth addict, but also what it’s like to be a fag.
and let me tell you all that it is not as easy as it looks being casemods. srsly, just keeping it real here.
Tiki, do a tattoo theme day.
GODDOMMOT, I FORGOT MY FUCKING TIMESTAMPS ON THE PICTURES.
fuck.
the last picture is the best. nate you should win the award man. fuck lol
OMG! I loves me some natedog. I can’t stop laughing – from delight, not mockery. Second picture from bottom – what a hottie!
You fucking whore.
i really like the amount of effort you put into this
srsly, there was no effort. took me like 20 minutes on my lunch hour. thnx tho
I see what you did there.
Fukken saved under “natedog_pimpin_#”
I enjoyed this very much.
WELL DONE, SIR!
If there`s a prize for camwhore day, Nate wins.
This is a beautiful work of art that should be on display somewhere.
WHERE A GOD DAMNED BUTTON DOWN UNDER THAT VEST, HOLY FUCK!!!
i’ve NEVER seen you on cruise control.
troll’d, bitch
No troll, just telling you how it’s done!
this has got to be one of the best posts ever!
LOVE this. Perfect job, dude.
I second the call for a tattoo theme day, only because I have a mom heart tattoo. With wings.