CaseWhoring for the Masses

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if these images stay in order:

pics 1&2: Super sexy legs, ending in a sweet pair of scoots (how cute are those ears on the face on the sole?). these fur-lined pussy magnets were produced by Earth Spirit, $1.99

pics 3&4: soft as hell cotton wonder-gear. Barack West “Change” T-shirt and generic red sweatpants, $2.46 for the set.

pics 5&6: gnarly olive green long undershirt. feels good man. $.50

pic 8: WAL*MART REPRESENT. workin man’s hoodless hoodie. rollin back prices to $.50

pics 7,9,10&11: NAVY BLUE SWEATER VESTS, BITCHES. Peconic Bay Traders; Cutter & Buck. OMG ONLY $1.98 for both. got a sweet tie to go with them, thinking about going to my next job interview with it untied, to show them i can handle Casual Fridays. Also one with the tie tied, because i’m classy and shit. tie was $.50

pics 12&13: holy shit awesome working jump-suit. doubles as night gear to help me slide in and out of cars parked on the skreets unnoticed. HELLYEAH, secret pocket for easy access to my cawk, so i can fap while i rob people. also makes riding my mo-ped extra awesome. $2.50

pics 14-17: to score that sweet job down at the rec center, i purchased this bitching THREE PIECE SUIT that is sure to let the boss know i’m presentable and to let the ladies know i got mad /fa/ skillz. ONLY $4.00, GODDAM. Also, the tie doubles as one killer fucking ascot. Fred, eat your heart out.

ONLY PAID $14.43 (tax exempt, bitches, because i paid with vouchers provided by the State of California.) i saved OVER $9000 in all.


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    Lamb

    Is that a tattoo?

    Lamb

    What is it?

    Lamb

    A heart with an arrow in it and mom written under it?

    Lamb

    Hm… Close enough…
    Post a bigger picture?

    dieAntagonista

    How is it you can take something casemods did and turn it into ridiculously hilarious stuff like this. You’re a beautiful human being, nate.

    Lamb

    Tiki, do a tattoo theme day.

    MonkeyHitman

    the last picture is the best. nate you should win the award man. fuck lol

    noseriously

    OMG! I loves me some natedog. I can’t stop laughing – from delight, not mockery. Second picture from bottom – what a hottie!

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    You fucking whore.

    fortyseven

    i really like the amount of effort you put into this

    sickmindedone

    I see what you did there.

    HoChunk

    Fukken saved under “natedog_pimpin_#”

    sevenfourteen714

    I enjoyed this very much.

    moutarde

    WELL DONE, SIR!

    Demon

    If there`s a prize for camwhore day, Nate wins.

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    This is a beautiful work of art that should be on display somewhere.

    casemods UID# 667

    WHERE A GOD DAMNED BUTTON DOWN UNDER THAT VEST, HOLY FUCK!!!

    casemods UID# 667

    No troll, just telling you how it’s done!

    DisplacedTexan

    this has got to be one of the best posts ever!

    Evilcritter

    LOVE this. Perfect job, dude.
    I second the call for a tattoo theme day, only because I have a mom heart tattoo. With wings.